Just for Fun. Made Up Sex Positions.

Discussion in 'Authors' Hangout' started by RicoLouis, Jan 7, 2017.

  1. Loeman

    Loeman Really Really Experienced

    The flying zombie: doing 'the airplane' on an inebriated partner until you bring them into 'landing' (coitus)

    The R.L. Stine
     
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  2. Kaitou1412

    Kaitou1412 Moderator

    The R.L. Stine: Sex on a roller coaster while one partner is wearing a school uniform. (Did not want to make the obvious reference. Did anyone get these two?)

    The Grizzly Claw.
     
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  3. RicoLouis

    RicoLouis Really Really Experienced

    Nope sorry. Wasn't an R. L. Stien

    The Grizzly Claw: Having sex in a cabin on a bear skinned rug at night while facing Ursa major. The female assumes the downward dog position with her head down and her ass up and the guy mounts her squatting over her as grips her head in a large grip as if holding a basket ball while he makes grunting noises.

    The Martian Hangover
     
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  4. Loeman

    Loeman Really Really Experienced

    Martian hangover: one partner stands and the other partner hangs upsidedown on a pull-up bar (by their knees) and they 69 each other.
     
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  5. Loeman

    Loeman Really Really Experienced

    The RSVP
     
  6. RicoLouis

    RicoLouis Really Really Experienced

    RSVP: Rear Sideways Vertical Penetration

    A man lies on his side while the girl lies on her back and puts her legs up like she is sitting in a chair and thrust her hips up and down onto his cock.

    The theory of relativity.
     
  7. Nemo of Utopia

    Nemo of Utopia CHYOA Guru

    The theory of relativity...

    Thought pops into head.
    *Horrified shudder.*
    Goes into bathroom to be sick...
     
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  8. neo_kenka

    neo_kenka Virgin CHYOA Backer

    The Theory of Relativity: Where the man binds the girl as tightly as her body will allow, compressing her limbs and flesh until she cannot move. The man then masturbates until he's ready to come, at which point he inserts into her dry cunt and explodes.

    The Mongolian Crab.
     
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  9. Loeman

    Loeman Really Really Experienced

    The mongolian crab: Blindfold three or more nude (flexible, healthy) girls, spin them around, have them enter (and retain) the 'crabwalk' position and watch them try to find and simultaneously hump each other to completion by any means necessary.

    Best for university parties with a good amount of alcohol flowing.

    The Schrödinger's cat.
     
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  10. The Schrödinger's cat: That's when you're drunk and fucking in the dark- it slips out and you put it back but realize you don't know which hole it's in now. Unless you turn on the lights, that is.

    I'll be a jerk:

    The Pomeranian Grenadier.
     
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  11. RicoLouis

    RicoLouis Really Really Experienced

    Where a German woman sucks the scrotum of a Polish man in a closet at a party while she strokes his cock. The sucking is meant to prolong the experience until someone opens the closet to see what the noise is where she release his balls so that he may ejaculate and he yells BOOM.

    The Warsaw Pack
     
  12. RicoLouis

    RicoLouis Really Really Experienced

    Been awhile so I will take this one to try and get us moving again.

    The Warsaw Pack is a Russian position where two a woman takes a cock in each of her holes. Best if done on the snow on warm day after a long cold winter.

    Next: The Banana Split.
     
  13. GenericEditor168

    GenericEditor168 Really Really Experienced CHYOA Backer

    *Thought pops into head*
    No... the site has rules against extreme violence.

    Banana split: A woman uses a banana as a dildo in both holes.

    Next: Last Chopper out of Saigon.
     
  14. RicoLouis

    RicoLouis Really Really Experienced

    Next: Last Chopper out of Saigon.

    A popular technique Vietnam where a woman mounts a man while grabbing a ceiling fan and spins in circles on his cock.

    Next: The morning After.
     
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  15. Kaitou1412

    Kaitou1412 Moderator

    The Morning After: Sex on a bed of nails, knives, or other sharp objects while one partner has all or some of its weight on the other.

    Dragon Hammer Flash.
     
  16. RadioGalaxy

    RadioGalaxy Really Experienced

    Dragon Hammer Flash:
    When someone with a huge cock, slams the entire length into their partner all at once while spitting flammable liquid over a lighter or candle, producing a massive burst of flame safely away from their partner. (Do not attempt without clown schooling.)

    Next: The Tiger Driver
     
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  17. RicoLouis

    RicoLouis Really Really Experienced

    The Tiger Driver

    A woman gets down on all four without her knees or elbows touching the ground with her in pigtails. the guy get behind her in a squatting position and grips her pigtail and she proceeds to walk on her hands and feet as he follows behind her. Best if done during the year of the tiger. Next one is in 2023.

    Next: The Flying Dutchman.
     
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  18. RadioGalaxy

    RadioGalaxy Really Experienced

    The Flying Dutchman

    A man from the netherlands goes to flight school and spends a long time working hard to become a pilot. Then he waits to find a co-pilot he is satisfied with and when they're finally in the air on a scheduled flight the dutchman gets a blowjob from the copilot while flying the plane.

    Next: The Iron Giant
     
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  19. RicoLouis

    RicoLouis Really Really Experienced

    The Iron Giant- Similar to the term Iron man football the male plays both ways while standing. First penetrating the woman and then being pegged by her while she wears a strap-on. Sometimes both at the same time.

    Next: The Charlie Brown.
     
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  20. RadioGalaxy

    RadioGalaxy Really Experienced

    The Charlie Brown

    When a woman tempts a man by getting on all fours and waving her naked ass at him, prompting him to try and thrust into her, before she pulls away, letting him fall over and leaving him with blue balls. (Good Grief.)

    Next: Black Hawk Down
     
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