So much dick math. I swear, next we will be rolling for anal circumference. If my anal circumference is 2 inches or greater, would the extremely tight space rules apply? If so, I would be able to hide an epic level rogue up my ass.
I weirdly pictured a lovely family of gnome rogues, with a lavish dining room just having dinner in an orc's ass. What the fuck.
Speaking of dick jokes I heard a good one today. What do you call nuts on your wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? A mouthfull of cock.
Here's one for ya: Why is a man like a snowstorm? Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay. And one more for good measure: A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Jeff's neighborhood. "How often a week do you have sex with your wife?" asked the inquirer. "Three times," Jeff said without hesitation. "That is once more often than your neighbor," the inquirer said, writing. "That makes sense," Jeff said, "after all, she's my wife."
You've arrived at the "scene of the crime" as it were, what would YOU do if you were an adventurer in that situation? This is an RPG, not an RTS or FPS, get your thinking caps on and figure it out! (LOL) I'm the GM, not "storyteller", I expect you all to participate, not wait for me to spoon feed you the plot...
