LizardGod
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Birthday:
Apr 20, 1992 (Age: 32)
Location:
UK
Occupation:
Student

LizardGod

Really Really Experienced, Female, 32, from UK

sometimes you look at the tags on your story and think "When the fuck did I do that?" Jan 2, 2021

LizardGod was last seen:
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    1. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Damn it! Now I have to write a whole extra chapter just so I can make a dumb nerd joke. Life is hard!
      1. Funatic likes this.
    2. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I don't know how I feel about my laptop winking at me when I turn it on.
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      2. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        It has a little emoticon that winks when I log in. It is weird
        Jun 20, 2017
      3. Funatic
        Funatic
        I have nothing to add. That IS weird.
        Jun 20, 2017
      4. majus
        majus
        Have you thought about winking back? It's good to have friendly relations with those you work with.
        Jun 20, 2017
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    3. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I used to think Muse where trying to be Radiohead but now I see they are trying to be Queen
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      2. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        Eh, the new single seems like they have not really advanced at all. It sounds like a cut track from The 2nd Law. I liked that they have evolved with each album up until now. Now they seem kinda stuck in a rut, but maybe the album is better.
        Jun 18, 2017
      3. Funatic
        Funatic
        Not actively following them i have to admit. I usually get suck on one band/genre for a random interval of time and then move on to the next. Last time i heard Muse (Aside from Uprising and Knights of Cydonia) was probably around 1 year ago.
        Jun 18, 2017
      4. TheDespaxas
        TheDespaxas
        I always had a huge Queen vibe from Muse. And yeah the music is pretty much awesome in both cases.
        Jun 20, 2017
    4. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      WOOO! Actually managed to finish a thread today.
      1. majus, Funatic and DoAdventures like this.
      2. Funatic
        Funatic
        My Congratulations!
        Jun 16, 2017
    5. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      So the trick to getting your writing groove back is to drink enough coffee to give you panic attack. Who knew?
      1. dingsdongs and Loeman like this.
      2. edwards21
        edwards21
        You just described my whole process in a nutshell.
        Jun 14, 2017
      3. dingsdongs
        dingsdongs
        There is no such thing as "enough coffee"!
        Jun 15, 2017
    6. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      hmmm, first time I have deleted a chapter I already published.
    7. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I am more than a little excited for the new Wolfenstein.
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      2. DarkFriday1408
        DarkFriday1408
        It looks great. Personally, i am also interested in God of War and Far Cry 5. And i am also cautiously optimistic about Bioware's new game, Anthem.
        Jun 13, 2017
      3. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        well they have stated that a new Elder Scrolls is not in development right now. So I would not hold your breath.
        Jun 14, 2017
      4. merkros
        merkros
        I swear Todd Howard all but outright stated that they were last year at E3, but just that it was a long way off. Let me see if I can find a link... Here it is around the 2:40 mark if it doesn't jump straight to it.
        https://youtu.be/LiBEfBQvOYU?t=160

        Still, even with him saying it's a long way off. I was hoping that we'd at least hear something.Especially since Todd has been known to exaggerate the truth in the past.
        Jun 14, 2017
    8. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I always wonder when someone likes a random chapter in the middle of one of my stories.
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      2. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        Funatic, please don't take offense, but the swearing at the end there was unhelpful. If you didn't write stuff that bothers me so much I'd give you all the critical analysis you could ask for, and I'm sure there are others who would do the same, but I'm not going to be interested in helping someone who is cussing me out...
        Jun 10, 2017
      3. Funatic
        Funatic
        It was meant as a humoristic insult, i thought the all caps gave that away :P I can edit though. Also, yeah i don't mean you personally, of course not, just generally readers are just silently staring at the screen. They might as well not exist for all purposes.
        Jun 10, 2017
      4. dingsdongs
        dingsdongs
        I often get single likes on the last chapter of an unfinished branch. I always assume that the silent reader wants to say: "I like this branch, please continue" ;-)
        Jun 11, 2017
    9. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Well the election didn't come out as badly as it could have. A bullet dodged
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      2. Funatic
        Funatic
        France had an election yesterday? 0,o
        Jun 10, 2017
      3. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        Thought there was some kind of special election over there for a couple of contested/open seats or something...
        Jun 10, 2017
      4. Funatic
        Funatic
        If there is that completely passed by me. To my defense the new UK Goverment will be the one to lead the Brexit negotiations. So now that the Conservatives didn't get a majority this is going to be interesting.
        Jun 10, 2017
    10. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      exactly 700 votes on one of my stories. Feel strangely satisfying
    11. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      sometimes the way to get through writers block is to bang your head against the wall until it breaks or you die.
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      3. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        Well I just had to power through a bad chapter. Sometimes you get them.
        Jun 8, 2017
      4. Funatic
        Funatic
        That is true. Recently i needed to completely delete a chapter and rewrite it from scratch because it went into an entirely unwanted direction.
        Jun 8, 2017
      5. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        well it was more a "This is stuff that needs to happen to get to the interesting stuff" kinda chapter
        Jun 9, 2017
    12. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      ok, I think I have got a plan to start knocking out chapters for 10 to 1....famous last words :)
      1. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        Is it working?
        Jun 6, 2017
      2. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        Well I have manged to get two chapters done in as many days. Which is pretty good for me.
        Jun 6, 2017
    13. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Combining all of the chapters I have written in the past two weeks in to one list makes me feel a bit better about my use of time.
      1. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        That's the spirit! I hope to see more from you soon!
        Jun 3, 2017
    14. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      `So I guess the trick to breaking out of a writing slump is writing some man on man bumming.
      1. fyreant and spiritwind like this.
      2. Loeman
        Loeman
        A controversial solution, but writing slumps suck.
        May 27, 2017
      3. raziel83
        raziel83
        If it works, it works.
        May 27, 2017
    15. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Too many threads going in 10 to 1. Don't know where to start.
      1. TheDespaxas
        TheDespaxas
        It's the hydra curse. Each time you add a branch you get twice the work.
        *Whistles innocently looking at his latest stories which is linear. *
        May 26, 2017
        Loeman likes this.
      2. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        The male SL where you are about to go back to the 10/1 world.
        May 27, 2017
    16. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Well I managed to kick my writing slump by writing straight horror. Not sure if that is good or bad.
    17. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Yay! All my chapters have been approved.
      1. mindtheMILF likes this.
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      3. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        Thanks, tbh I am trying to decide if I should go full horror with the story or try and stick with Erotic Horror.
        May 20, 2017
      4. majus
        majus
        Well, the answer is simple - it's chyoa.
        Go with whatever you like, and later - if you still want to - do the other route.
        May 20, 2017
      5. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        You may regret saying that......
        May 21, 2017
    18. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Ok, finally got around to writing a full fledged sex scene. Now just have to wait x days for it to get approved
      1. mindtheMILF likes this.
    19. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I can't get the song "Detachable Penis" out of my head.
      1. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        Thanks so much, now I can't either...
        May 18, 2017
    20. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I have decided there are no sexy words for to describe a persons arse.
      1. Shibbar
        Shibbar
        Anything is sexy if you say it in the right way.
        May 18, 2017
      2. Loeman
        Loeman
        Huh. Never had that problem. Most descriptions of sexy butts I find sexy.

        Heart-shaped. Round. Firm. Smooth. Pinchable.

        Or do you mean the hole? Cute little button. Tiny pink star. Then, heck I find just the word butthole sexy... Like I said I haven't had this problem...
        May 19, 2017
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    Gender:
    Female
    Birthday:
    Apr 20, 1992 (Age: 32)
    Location:
    UK
    Occupation:
    Student

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    "They had ran out of condoms hours ago. A twelve pack should have been enough to satisfy anyone's lust. Yet as she had watched him slide the last condom off of his cock she had known that she was nowhere near done. She had recalled an old stat about only having a 30% chance of getting knocked up every time you had sex and she had thought.

    I like those odds."

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