LizardGod
Last Activity:
Oct 5, 2022
Joined:
Feb 11, 2017
Messages:
235
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366
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Gender:
Female
Birthday:
Apr 20, 1992 (Age: 31)
Location:
UK
Occupation:
Student

LizardGod

Really Really Experienced, Female, 31, from UK

sometimes you look at the tags on your story and think "When the fuck did I do that?" Jan 2, 2021

LizardGod was last seen:
Oct 5, 2022
    1. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      10 to 1 IS OVER 300,000 VIEWS!
      1. Funatic
        Funatic
        Gratz!
        Aug 5, 2017
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    2. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      10 to 1 getting close to that 300,000 mark!
      1. Friedman likes this.
    3. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Getting bad Lawbreakers withdrawl
    4. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Everytime I collect my chapters for a Patreon update I feel a little better about my progress
    5. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Where the forums down a little while ago or was that just me?
      1. GenericEditor168 likes this.
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      3. Friedman
        Friedman
        Yes, I had taken the forums offline to enable https.
        Jul 26, 2017
      4. mindtheMILF
        mindtheMILF
        Wasn't around. With the new security does this mean less robots?
        Jul 26, 2017
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      5. dingsdongs
        dingsdongs
        I'm afraid that "robot extermination" is not exactly a feature of https ;-)
        Jul 26, 2017
        Loeman likes this.
    6. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Well I can't deny the people what they want any more. Time to get back to the male 10 to 1 path.
      1. Nemo of Utopia likes this.
      2. Nemo of Utopia
        Jul 25, 2017
    7. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      THOSE DAMNED DOGS IS DONE! WHOOOO!
    8. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      three chapters until Those Damn Dogs is done
    9. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I guess today was the day for bringing back old stories
    10. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Remembered that I actually have more than two stories going. Updated A Beast Unleashed
    11. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      fucking chrome just does not like the Surface Pro for some reason
      1. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        That's unfortunate...
        Jul 15, 2017
    12. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      ok, got my writing mojo back
      1. Loeman
        Loeman
        I think that one is mine. Give it back, please.
        Jul 13, 2017
      2. mindtheMILF
        mindtheMILF
        Back to drinking again.
        Jul 13, 2017
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    13. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I still can't decide if I like Run The Jewels
    14. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      well Google Docs is now fucking up so I can't post from my tablet. Fucking great!
      1. mindtheMILF likes this.
      2. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        That sucks! If I couldn't post from my tablet I basically couldn't post!
        Jul 6, 2017
      3. mindtheMILF
        mindtheMILF
        Look on the bright side it wasn't your fault it was google
        Jul 6, 2017
      4. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        managed to fix it for the time being by updating to the dev branch. Not going to be updating again anytime soon. On the upside this was one time a tech problem had a decent thread on it.
        Jul 7, 2017
    15. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      So fucking close to finishing Those Damn Dogs
    16. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I could update things or I could play Lawbreakers....Tough choice
    17. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      "Anatomy of a dog penis" is not something I thought I would be googling today.
      1. Funatic likes this.
      2. Funatic
        Funatic
        The lengths we go to for our stories, the things we see, the things we never wanted to know....
        Jun 25, 2017
      3. Loeman
        Loeman
        I think knotting is an incredibly hot sex mechanic, personally... But I'm a little extreme in my preferences for degradation.
        Jun 25, 2017
      4. TheDespaxas
        TheDespaxas
        I'm checking Amazon to know the price of various tools in dollars. And did some *research* about monster girls yesterday for a future chapter. This is the Internet, you can just check for something and then realize it's 3 hours later and that you're reading the Wikipedia page of some random thing with absolutely no idea how you got there.
        Jun 25, 2017
    18. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      "I'm never gonna sleep again" That sounds like a good idea Biffy!
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      2. Funatic
        Funatic
        If only that was an actual option...
        If you think about it we sleep about 3-4 months in a year. That is such a huge waste of time.
        Jun 23, 2017
      3. Loeman
        Loeman
        I like sleeping.

        Then, I like wasting time.
        Anyway this reminds me of one of the Nightmare on Elm Streets... The one with a bunch of kids in a psych ward, chubby black kid is freaking out, 'I'm never sleeping again!'

        He was really determined. Best acting in the whole movie for sure.

        I guess that's the plan at one point or another in all the Freddy movies.

        Never works.
        Jun 23, 2017
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      4. Funatic
        Funatic
        Personally I can't stay awake for more than roughly 26 hours. I start hallucinating weird shit whenever i blink, it gets worse by the minute, eventually i just fall into a light "coma", wake up two hours later tired as shit and go to real sleep.

        There is not enough coffein in the world for me.
        Jun 23, 2017
    19. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Exactly 1.500 likes. Now to never upload another chapter so that I can keep this perfect number.
      1. Funatic
        Funatic
        Let me just ruin that very quickly.....
        Jun 22, 2017
        LizardGod, Loeman and DoAdventures like this.
      2. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        I'm sorry Liz, but I'm joining Funatic! You are much too talented to let drop off the face of the Internet over numerology...
        Jun 22, 2017
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    20. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Try as she might...The past refused to change
      1. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        This just is begging for an explanation...
        Jun 23, 2017
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    Gender:
    Female
    Birthday:
    Apr 20, 1992 (Age: 31)
    Location:
    UK
    Occupation:
    Student

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    "They had ran out of condoms hours ago. A twelve pack should have been enough to satisfy anyone's lust. Yet as she had watched him slide the last condom off of his cock she had known that she was nowhere near done. She had recalled an old stat about only having a 30% chance of getting knocked up every time you had sex and she had thought.

    I like those odds."

    I have one of them there Patreon things.
    https://www.patreon.com/LizardGod