merkros
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merkros

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Ah - there's the Seasonal Affective Disorder that I know and love.. Nov 17, 2023

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    1. merkros
      merkros
      Let's Talk internet: I can appreciate large breasts, but if your game has all girls with gravitational boobies. I'm going to be disappointed
      1. Loeman
        Loeman
        So true! A few different body types goes a long way.
        Oct 15, 2017
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    2. merkros
      merkros
      Remember when i used to write like stories and chapters and stuff? Yeah neither do I.
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      2. GenericEditor168
        GenericEditor168
        I vaguely remember it... I think I've got the evidence around here somewhere...
        Oct 10, 2017
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      3. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        I remember it: those were happier times...
        Oct 10, 2017
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    3. merkros
      merkros
      I love Nutaku for its porn games. I hate those games for how they try to eat my money. It's a love/hate relationship
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      2. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        literally the only porn game I have ever played for any amount of time is Corruption of Champions
        Oct 4, 2017
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      3. merkros
        merkros
        I mean...that is a good game.
        Oct 4, 2017
      4. Loeman
        Loeman
        I think the first erotic writing I did was for superdeepthroat, trying to make the scenes I wanted for my own self gratification.

        A simple game, but one I find very hot and one where you can actually write in some complex scenarios with enough code jargon, though I only tried the more complicated version once, and that barely scratched the surface of what could be done.
        Oct 5, 2017
    4. merkros
      merkros
      I have a Headcanon where any demon named "Lilith" is actually the same multidimensional immortal demon.
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      3. merkros
        merkros
        Perhaps a Universe/Timeline where she's worshiped as a goddess? It's not exactly a very heavily thought out head canon. Just an amusing way to explain why there's so many demons named Lilith in erotic literature.
        Sep 26, 2017
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      4. mindtheMILF
        mindtheMILF
        What does it say when Lilith is the epitome of erotic literature and no other female demons dominate or are on equal footing?
        Sep 27, 2017
      5. merkros
        merkros
        Apparently it says that she's a pretty badass woman.
        Sep 27, 2017
    5. merkros
      merkros
      I really need to update the Writer's Resource Page for A Fantasy Dynasty...
      1. Loeman
        Loeman
        The problem with making a page about the meta of your own story: keeping it up to date takes almost as much time as keeping the story up to date.
        Sep 16, 2017
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    6. merkros
      merkros
      Every time I see "Cum" being used to replace "Come" in a non-sexual scenario; a little part of me dies on the inside.
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      3. merkros
        merkros
        Sep 2, 2017
      4. Loeman
        Loeman
        I cannot even imagine the total, accumulated death and damage that would cause.
        Sep 3, 2017
      5. mindtheMILF
        mindtheMILF
        Se men, merkros can cum to the village party.
        Sep 4, 2017
    7. merkros
      merkros
      Not sure how popular Animorphs is outside 'murica.But i was thinking of a shapechanging-style story.But it'd flirt too much with Gray Areas.
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      2. merkros
        merkros
        It's a gray area. It's basically taking an animal that's anatomically identical to it's real thing. The only difference is that they have a human intelligence and speak through telepathy. It just feels like cheating the whole "beastiality" rule i guess. Of course technically Feral Furries do the same...
        Aug 31, 2017
      3. gene.sis
        gene.sis
        In my opinion, shapeshifters are neither humans nor animals but mythological/fantasy creatures. So I don't see quite a difference between them and orcs or sth.
        But well, appearance would be the same from time to time, of course.
        Aug 31, 2017
      4. merkros
        merkros
        It really depends on the 'how' I suppose. It's one thing to have magical powers like say...a Druid and be able to shapeshift into an animal. It's another thing if it's a piece of technology that turns you into animals. I suppose ultimately though the only difference there is between Fiction and Science Fiction.
        Sep 1, 2017
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    8. merkros
      merkros
      1. merkros
        merkros
        Some Guy is a glorious name to attribute a quote to. :)
        Aug 21, 2017
    9. merkros
      merkros
      Holy carp! The latest Firefox update(firefox 55) wrecked my shit.That's the first time ever I had to revert an update on anything.
      1. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        I had to do that on chrome and they have not fixed the problem in the three updates since
        Aug 10, 2017
    10. merkros
      merkros
      I've been stuck in a real slump for a few months. Not really sure why...
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      2. Funatic
        Funatic
        Indeed. Also do you get angry watching that? I just get frustrated....not that German politics are much better tho.
        Aug 7, 2017
      3. merkros
        merkros
        I get angry because people are needlessly dumb. i don't want to get into a political discussion, but I'm not happy with a number of things happening right now and it doesn't seem like it's going to get any better anytime soon.
        Aug 7, 2017
      4. Funatic
        Funatic
        I think it will be harder to find the person that is happy with how things are going 0,o
        Aug 8, 2017
    11. merkros
      merkros
      sent my girlfriend a random NSFW image while we were talking about pirates She said it wasn't piratey so I edited it to be more piratey.
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      2. merkros
        merkros
        I know, I wanted to post the original anyway just for comparison. I think I did a pretty good job for 10 minutes in GIMP.
        Jul 29, 2017
      3. dingsdongs
        dingsdongs
        I wouldn't associate the original picture with piracy either ;-)
        Jul 30, 2017
      4. merkros
        merkros
        That's why it was a random NSFW image and why I had to fix it up to be relevant to the conversation :P
        Jul 30, 2017
    12. merkros
      merkros
      I just got...5 pages and counting of chapters to review. Send Halp.
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      3. merkros
        merkros
        Okay, it looks like the later 10-15 chapters are all their content...a little short, but okay. So now I'm stuck in a situation where a few mediocre chapters that i approved of followed by a bunch of copied chapters from other parts of the story followed by a bunch of mediocre chapters. This is the biggest clusterfuck.
        Jul 27, 2017
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      4. merkros
        merkros
        Well, at this point it's simple. I rejected all of the copied chapters telling them to write their own. If they don't, then I'm not going to be approving any of their other chapters and might delete some of the other chapters(They're all short...maybe a paragraph sometimes even less). If they actually write their own chapters, then I'll continue reviewing them.
        Jul 27, 2017
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      5. merkros
        merkros
        Well, it's been over a week and the person hasn't been online in almost a week and hasn't resubmitted any of the chapters. So i guess I'm going to reject them all so they're not cluttering my Review tab...Also I learned that apparently you can't delete chapters that have chapters after it...even if those chapters have been rejected.
        Aug 4, 2017
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    13. merkros
      merkros
      Would a story involving demons in the modern world with some non-con, magic, and technology be Fantasy, Sci-Fi, or Non-Consent?
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      3. merkros
        merkros
        I guess I should have provided more detail, but I haven't hammered out all of the details for myself as of yet.
        Jul 26, 2017
      4. Funatic
        Funatic
        I know that feeling...
        Jul 26, 2017
      5. TheDespaxas
        TheDespaxas
        The worst is when something asks you to explain some stuff you hadn't developed past a simple concept and you have to figure it out in a few minutes to reply.
        Jul 26, 2017
    14. merkros
      merkros
      Now that Conditional Variables exist. I find it hard to justify NOT using Game Mode They just streamline a story so well when used properly.
      1. TheDespaxas
        TheDespaxas
        As nice as the result can be, writing with variables totally breaks the flow of writing and takes a lot of extra time.

        It also sometimes forces you to wait for multiple chapters (each a lot longer than the reader will notice) before being able to update multiple branches at once (and the reader will only see one new chapter on his path, asking himself why it took a week to update it.)
        Jul 21, 2017
    15. merkros
      merkros
      The New Doctor Who is a woman and people are acting like a bunch of mewling babies. I don't want to live on this world anymore...
      1. Funatic
        Funatic
        Kinda understand because I am annoyed by all the forced skin/gender swaps in the recent time as well. I do however agree that the reaction is massively overblown. I don't have any idea about the explanation in the show so if they can justify it they can do whatever the fuck they want.
        Jul 17, 2017
      2. mindtheMILF
        mindtheMILF
        WTF!? The new Doctor is a woman! OMG! It is the end of the world!
        ...thinking...
        It's about damn time Dr. Who changes gender being that it is a sci-fi show.
        Jul 17, 2017
      3. Funatic
        Funatic
        @mindtheMILF Since when does being sci-fi show entail that the MC has to change gender? I am not against it by principle but that train of thought escapes my grasp 0,o
        Jul 17, 2017
    16. merkros
      merkros
      The Illusive Man added A Fantasy Dynasty to his favorites. Perhaps we can defeat The Reapers via the power of smut.(StillabetterendthanME3)
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    17. merkros
      merkros
      I should pay more attention to continuity issues sinceA Fantasy Dynasty is so complex,but mostly I just check for spelling on new chapters.
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      2. merkros
        merkros
        ...and chapter length and a few other minor things.
        Jul 7, 2017
      3. Loeman
        Loeman
        Continuity issues can be a bitch.
        Jul 7, 2017
    18. merkros
      merkros
      Someday Europa Universalis IV...I will get the Big Blue Blob achievement. YOU WILL NOT STOP ME!!!
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      3. Funatic
        Funatic
        I am going to only do the Great Khan (And that Golden Horde thingy) Achievement and then forever drop them. I will probably try World Conquest soon again, fucked my last run up and had 20 less Absolutism than i could have.

        @TheDespaxas You might want to raise Autonomy in provinces you have conquered. Sure it hurts the economy for a time but it also reduces unrest by 10 in that province for a fair amount of time.
        Jun 28, 2017
      4. merkros
        merkros
        I've never had the patience to do a World Conquest. I probably could do one, but any time I have tried ends with me just sort of losing steam.
        Jun 28, 2017
      5. Funatic
        Funatic
        Same here but i really want that Achievement.
        Jun 28, 2017
    19. merkros
      merkros
      *gets a bunch of likes* 20 minutes later *starts liking chapters again*. Person liking those chapters: I'm Watching You Fap.(kinda)
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    20. merkros
      merkros
      Just approved a bunch of chapters written in"Third Person"when the story is "Second Person".well, they were decent So.I'll just let it slide
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      2. majus
        majus
        You should give an annotation at the beginning of the story:
        "Accepting only 2nd POV!"
        And in small letters below:
        "Unless you write with style, quality and quantity - then I will accept your evil deviation."
        Jun 19, 2017
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