Anybody want to get brutally murdered by the MC in Girl Gamer (Abridged?)

I'm working on an "abridged" (read: parody) version of Girl Gamer by parkingdiscount, called Girl Gamer (Abridged.) The main twist is the titular Girl is just as good at video games and just as toxic as the people trying to violate her.

Anyway, I'm working on a big PVP fight scene, and I'm already tired of coming up with handles for the players she's dispatching. Would any of you like to get your asses kicked by a girl in a VR video game in my story?

If so, please respond to this thread with the words "Challenge Accepted," along with some design notes, if you like, on how you would customize a generic cop avatar in an FPS-style video game if it were up to you. If not, it'll just be a generic cop with your forum username.

Note: You won't violate the heroine, and you won't be violated by her either. Sex isn't on the table here, just violence. Your character's only crime known to the reader is being on the same server and team as the antagonist of this chapter.

 

Challenge Accepted (?)

 

Yeah, I've been depressed for a long time. I would actually appreciate it.

 

You know what?

I'mma give you a speaking role, buddy.

Hope you feel better, bro.

 

Challenge Accepted.

I want to be a mirrored-shades wearing, ridiculous mustache cop from a cheesy 70s action movie. Think the Beastie Boys in the video for "Sabotage."

 

This is all quite doable. Thank you folks!

There's three open slots on the MC's team. If you go this route, you'd be more of a stealthy, rapelling-from-the-rooftop sort of cop than a kick-in-the-door sort of cop. I can probably abstract those characters away, though. If the slots get filled, you'll get team-killed.

Update released. This chapter includes character introductions and an exploration of how the rappelling hook mechanics can be abused in combat. You die next chapter. XD

 

I have got a good feeling about this. I think Bad Cop Dissonant can pull out the victory.

 

Got any cheesy 70s one-liners to growl as you pull out your gun and point it at the perp? Or in this case, at the hot female cop suddenly betraying you?

 

"You've got the right to an attorney..." *cocks hammer* "But what ya need is a priest." *Bang*

"Shoulda never pinned a badge on such a nice set of tits."

 

Achievement Unlocked: One day 'till retirement!

 

Challenge Accepted? For the team kill I mean?

As opposed to a uniform, I'm thinking straight up noire stereotype. Fedora, hip flask, trench coat. I am also totally OK with getting caught in my own zip line or whatever.

 

Unfortunately, I just published the latest chapter. Want me to write you in as a victim in a future chapter?

Nobody dies by accident, unless the accident was caused by a player's actions. It's a story about video games first, Switchy NC cat-and-mouse games second, and slapstick comedy as a distant third.

 

You not only turned me into an Arkham Asylum mook, I flubbed my big line. That end was even more inglorious than you threatened!

 

You're welcome.

 

Feel free to murder me later. I only offered the accident to let you know I accept my fate no matter how ignoble.

Like that guy we'd never heard of in the red space suit when Sulu and Kirk jump on to the platform of death in the J.J. Abrams Star Trek?

Don't bother saying hello to me it only makes saying goodbye that much harder.

 

Oh. Really?

In that case, hello there, Wolfinnoclothing! Senpai's noticed you.

I actually need to do a rewrite of that ending, because I just realized I'd glossed over something important to the parody aspect of the story.

But after I take care of that little problem? You're next.

 

Senpai noticed me?

*metal gear you have been noticed sound plays*