Is plant sex allowed? No, this is not a troll question. While I understand that animals immediately don't fall under the Harkness Test, is it just as vile as fucking a plant? And not simply one that's controlled by, say, an environmental wizard of sorts, that can control long thick vines to attack and violate would-be adventures. I'm talking about sticking your dick in daffodils, humping the holes in a tree, and squirting over a patch of tomatoes. I'm going to guess that a cucumber acting as a phallic object is good to go, but how about vegetation that are (technically) alive, in the ground, and can grow? And though I've seen mushrooms/fungi be used in a story before, I have to ask whether that's because it passes site standards, or if it's because the mods aren't aware of it. So I have to ask, is dendrophilia allowed, or does it cross a line?
If I saw what looked to be the world's lewdest beanstalk DP-ing some girl, I'd probably grab some hairspray and a lighter or a molotov cocktail. All "plants are flammable" jokes aside, a self-aware vine that somehow has a thing for pussy cannot be considered an animal. I could get into the science behind what makes a plant a plant and an animal an animal, but long story short, plants don't have brains or muscles. You could blur this line if the story requires it, but once the plant seems too "animal-ish," then it could be bestiality. By the way, I didn't know the plant fetish was called dendrophilia, you learn something new and disturbing every day.
Somewhere Poison Ivy is very upset or... very curious about this thread and wonders if that story about her, Harley Quinn, and Swamp Thing, would be a go or no go for the site. LOL.
Come on, plant sex is obviously ok. I mean, who cares about what the plants feel outside those fruitarians fellas maybe? Correlating this to the other tread, it makes you think how we worry about the rules to depict immaginary characters and 'things' having sex, all the whole harkness test deal, while there's no problem with involving real people. As long as you don't bring unsuitable kinks into the equation.
So the original evil-dead where the tree is raping the girl is ok...? We dont have to assume the plants are the passive victims here.
...Lois Lane's Night Out has several scenes with plants, Poison Ivy, plant transformation, and even some fungi.
Yeah, creatures (monsters, magical constructs, whatever offspirng of an author sick mind...) most of the times play the part of the active agressor (even though there's a more recent trend to reverse the roles). That doesn't remove the need for them to pass the harkness test though. Plants are just a convenient exception.
I think Batman would concur as he believes she's still more human than plant, and as best I can tell from research, Poison Ivy more or less controls the plants rather than them being sentient and under her rule. Though I doubt she'd be too happy if you fucked her plants without her consent. Plus, you might run into a situation from M. Night Shyamalan's 'The Happening' if you go around fucking plants without their consent. Haha!
