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I am back! What did I miss in my massive hibernation? Jun 12, 2018

bastardlydastard was last seen:: Dec 9, 2019

1. bastardlydastard
  I am back! What did I miss in my massive hibernation?
  
  Jun 12, 2018
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  3. Nemo of Utopia
    The fact that with people coming back after being gone for a DECADE your "masive hibernation" is basically a cat nap.
    
    Jun 12, 2018
    
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  4. bastardlydastard
    Fair enough, I can't argue that.
    
    Jun 12, 2018
  5. DoAdventures
    Happy to have you back!
    
    Jun 14, 2018
    
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2. bastardlydastard
  Sorry for my recent absence, I had a hot date.
  
  Apr 19, 2017
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  3. Loeman
    Well, to everyone's credit, at least its not a porn site where you were immediately asked to provide pictures and gap material.
    
    ... Good for us.
    
    Apr 21, 2017
  4. Loeman
    *fap* material
    ... Stupid autocorrect.
    
    Apr 21, 2017
  5. bastardlydastard
    True enough.
    Good job CHYOA!
    
    Apr 21, 2017
3. bastardlydastard
  Rumors of my death have been... greatly exaggerated.
  
  Apr 15, 2017
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  3. edwards21
    No they haven't. We all know you're dead, don't lie!
    
    Apr 16, 2017
  4. bastardlydastard
    Yeah, it's true.
    
    Apr 16, 2017
  5. Nemo of Utopia
    Wouldn't that be "Undead"...?
    
    Apr 17, 2017
4. bastardlydastard
  Holy shit the dice just made this so much more intense. You guys, this is crazy.
  
  Apr 7, 2017
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  2. Funatic
    DON'T TEASE ME D;. ... Also can you publish my chapter in TPS?
    
    Apr 7, 2017
  3. bastardlydastard
    Way ahead of you there. I was reading it a second ago.
    
    Apr 7, 2017
5. bastardlydastard
  The best part of this game for me is the feeling of being the only one who knows everything that's happening.
  
  Apr 7, 2017
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  2. Funatic
    Oh no it is happening.
    
    He is becoming a god D:
    
    Apr 7, 2017
  3. bastardlydastard
    I will not be a merciful god. All of mankind is hereby commanded to shake dat ass.
    
    Apr 7, 2017
6. bastardlydastard
  New chapters should be coming fast and hard (haha!) For the next few days.
  
  Apr 1, 2017
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7. bastardlydastard
  I have been gone for a while again, but this time I have a really good excuse. No, really, I swear.
  
  Mar 28, 2017
  2. Funatic
    Uh-huh...i will be interested to hear that later young man. Now get to your PC and write me a goddamn sex scene!
    
    On a serious note, i can't say 'Happy to have you back' if you vanish all the time, mate. It loses its meaning D:
    
    Mar 28, 2017
  3. bastardlydastard
    Then I should really stop vanishing.
    
    Mar 29, 2017
8. bastardlydastard
  Those were, just, the worst two weeks. But hey, I'm back! next chapter goes up tonight!
  
  Mar 16, 2017
  2. Funatic
    Glad to have you back mate.
    
    Mar 16, 2017
  3. bastardlydastard
    Thanks man.
    
    Mar 17, 2017
9. bastardlydastard
  Ah, the members outnumber the robots once more!
  
  Mar 3, 2017
10. bastardlydastard
  It's aways great when you have a nice chapter written, then you have to scrap it because it looks like it was written by a drunk toddler.
  
  Feb 26, 2017
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  3. Funatic
    Neither do I, which i really should, but when i write something while REALLY FUCKING SMASHED i have forgotten most of it anyway, so its kinda like reading something entirely new.
    
    Feb 26, 2017
  4. RadioGalaxy
    That does sound fun, maybe i'll start drinking in the future if i can find something that doesnt taste like rancid sewer water.
    
    Feb 26, 2017
  5. majus
    I started using GRAMMARLY and it does actually help in spellchecking.
    (And NO RadioGalaxy! No jokes of type:
    grammarly? grammar? gramma? granny? Grannies!
    ...
    ...I spent to much time with that person)
    
    Feb 27, 2017
11. bastardlydastard
  Is it punctuation mark or point? or am I an idiot and it's neither of those?
  
  Feb 13, 2017
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  3. bastardlydastard
    Nevermind, I looked it up. It's mark.
    
    Feb 13, 2017
  4. edwards21
    I learned it "mark." Maybe it's point in other English-speaking countries? There's a fair bit of crossover.
    
    Feb 13, 2017
  5. RadioGalaxy
    Oh, I get it now. Yeah I was always taught it was mark.
    
    Feb 13, 2017
12. bastardlydastard
  Lotta robots on right now.
  
  Feb 6, 2017
13. bastardlydastard
  Ten months and 127 chapters later, the first season of To Prove Superiority is finally done. Thanks a bunch guys!
  
  Feb 4, 2017
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14. bastardlydastard
  I'm going to charitably call what I'm doing right now "Brainstorming" instead of "Wasting time."
  
  Jan 18, 2017
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  2. edwards21
    Yeah! Yeah, that's what I'm doing too! I'm "brainstorming!" I love it.
    
    Jan 19, 2017
  3. TheDespaxas
    From my understanding those two terms are synonymous. Brainstorming is just wasting time with more PowerPoint presentations stale pastries and a manager using buzzwords.
    
    Jan 20, 2017
15. bastardlydastard
  300000 views, 1000 likes. so out of 300 people that see the story, 1 likes it? not half bad. but seriously, thanks for all the support guys.
  
  Nov 11, 2016
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16. bastardlydastard
  250k views. Careful guys, you'll inflate my ego even further. I don't think it could handle it, it's already stretched pretty far. Thanks!
  
  Nov 5, 2016
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17. bastardlydastard
  200k views on my story. Does that make me internet famous? but seriously, this is awesome.
  
  Oct 26, 2016
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18. bastardlydastard
  200k views on my story. Does that make me internet famous?
  
  Oct 26, 2016
19. bastardlydastard
  Looking for some feedback on my story: to prove superiority. tell me what you think. Don't worry, I can take it.
  
  Oct 22, 2016
20. bastardlydastard
  Looking for feedback in the story feedback section. Looking to start a conversation about my story.
  
  Sep 14, 2016
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