Tjf
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Tjf

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Pretty quiet around here lately. Should have some stuff coming up soon, though. Apr 1, 2024

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    1. Tjf
      Tjf
      Pretty quiet around here lately. Should have some stuff coming up soon, though.
      1. raziel83
        raziel83
        General lack of ideas/inspiration struck me and I've been quiet for a while as well.
        Apr 1, 2024
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    2. Tjf
      Tjf
      "A standing army is like a standing member. It's an assurance of domestic tranquility, but a dangerous temptation to foreign adventure."
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    3. Tjf
      Tjf
      Well now I have a cut on my scalp. That was dumb. From now on, less cave diving, more porn.
      1. TheLowKing and majus like this.
      2. majus
        majus
        :)
        You are back from thight and wet hole! Was it warm?
        Nov 5, 2023
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      3. Tjf
        Tjf
        It actually kind of was - until I started crawling through the water. Things have shriveled so much I'm not sure they'll ever truly unshrivel.
        Nov 5, 2023
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      4. majus
        majus
        So you gone into a wet, tight, warm hole, got your body rocked and when you finally left, 'things' shrivelled? :)
        Nov 5, 2023
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    4. Tjf
      Tjf
      About to crawl into a tight, wet hole. Man, spelunking is weird. Seriously though, if I don't post for like a day, I probably got trapped.
      1. TheLowKing and majus like this.
    5. Tjf
      Tjf
      Internet cut out and deleted my post. But unlucky for it, I copied my post before I hit send, just in case. Suck it, internet.
      1. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        Write offline, then copy paste to CHYOA. No more fear of Internet death, browser crashes, blue screens. :)
        Aug 20, 2023
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      2. Impregmaniac
        Impregmaniac
        Lucky you. Many a chapter/plot lines have been abandoned due to PC crashes like that.
        Aug 20, 2023
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    6. Tjf
      Tjf
      What's Elon Musk's fave CHYOA story? X-Change!
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      2. Gambio
        Gambio
        this gets a certified *pfft* from Marcie and Marcie's *pfft* don't come easy!
        Aug 15, 2023
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      3. Tjf
        Tjf
        High praise!
        Aug 16, 2023
      4. moonblack
        moonblack
        *amused chuckle* I should have guessed...
        Aug 16, 2023
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    7. Tjf
      Tjf
      Trying to get the willpower up to get a story out of the draft phase.
      1. majus
        majus
        Maybe you need a longer break? Or a jump to a side?

        Anyway, good luck! And if you need aid, let me know!
        Jul 13, 2023
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    8. Tjf
      Tjf
      I swear to God, the next time I hear someone say "it's not that deep" or "you're overthinking the story", I'm going to scream.
      1. majus, TheLowKing, Zeebop and 3 others like this.
      2. raziel83
        raziel83
        The amount of plot and seriousness that people want in porn varies greatly. Especially when talking about written erotica. But I don't understand people who act all dismissive as if it was, not only wrong but even ridiculous, to have different preferences than they do.
        Jun 13, 2023
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      3. Pasin
        Pasin
        It's not that deep and you're overthinking the story.
        Jun 14, 2023
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      4. majus
        majus
        Jun 26, 2023
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    9. Tjf
      Tjf
      It's a particularly weird feeling to hear songs about snow and sleighs for weeks, while you're practically melting from a record heat wave.
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    10. Tjf
      Tjf
      It's a particularly weird feeling to hear songs about snow and sleighs for weeks, while you're practically melting from a record heat wave.
    11. Tjf
      Tjf
      Prostagma?
    12. Tjf
      Tjf
      Don't mind me, I'm just frantically retconning the thing I just wrote, because it contradicts the thing I wrote before it, because I'm dumb.
      1. AlexandraS90
        AlexandraS90
        I once wrote a sequence where somebody refers to knowing someone, walks inside a tent, then a new chapter, then has never heard of that person. It's... hard to keep all this stuff straight in your head sometimes.
        Mar 23, 2021
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      2. DeviantChalice
        DeviantChalice
        I had to rewrite a chapter the other day because I forgot that people sometimes keep their house keys in their handbag
        Mar 24, 2021
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      3. Gambio
        Gambio
        I usually just edit the old thing, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
        Mar 25, 2021
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    13. Tjf
      Tjf
      I just realised: I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.
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      2. unisol_gr44
        unisol_gr44
        I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you know yourself... :P
        Nov 3, 2020
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      3. Daylan
        Daylan
        ... We're supposed to know what we're doing?
        Nov 4, 2020
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    14. Tjf
      Tjf
      Why is it so hard to remember my own character's names? I mean, I guess I could keep notes, but... nah.
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    15. Tjf
      Tjf
      Ahhhh, the joys of doing group tasks where no one has any idea what's going on, and your professor is being ridiculously vague for no reason
    16. Tjf
      Tjf
      Between my computer freezing for no reason, and my internet screwing up, I'm starting to think that the gods don't want me writing porn.
      1. unisol_gr44
        unisol_gr44
        Have you tried turning it off and on again?
        Sep 10, 2020
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      2. Conan The Librarian
        Conan The Librarian
        That's why you need to write a story about you fucking them.
        Sep 14, 2020
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    17. Tjf
      Tjf
      I feel like I'm good at creating ideas and characters, but utterly terrible at making a plot that utilises those ideas and characters well.
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      2. Arachna
        Arachna
        I also suffer from that issue. I'm actually great at inventing things. But I'm bad at knowing what to do with them after.
        Sep 9, 2020
      3. Regin34
        Regin34
        I don't agree. Your star Wars game have a great plot, with multiple characters and ended great for me. Last two games are good too and I think there is nothing to be ashamed of it. You just need more practice, Rome wasn't build in one day.
        Sep 9, 2020
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