SJW parody

Discussion in 'Story Ideas' started by CON2H4, Oct 7, 2019.

  1. CON2H4

    CON2H4 Virgin

    I was wondering if I could write story where some "SJWs" end up accidentally creating an erotic world. Maybe they declare women's clothing problematic because it is more expensive than men's or something. And so they create a world of nude women.

    Or maybe they do something else idk.
     
  2. Spindizzy

    Spindizzy Really Experienced

    "Well intentioned but ill informed person falls foul of the law of unintended consequences" is certainly a rich vein for satire.
     
  3. porneia

    porneia Really Experienced

    Ohh, I would join in. I love political/social satire and putting feminists in erotica is a strange turn on for me.
     
  4. brevdravis

    brevdravis Really Really Experienced

    I suppose the Irony of everybody having to wear Burka's to prevent Male Gaze Harassment would be just silly...
    Or something just ridiculous like nobody gets to speak unless they're holding an SJW brand "Talking Stick"... wait, I think they actually did that one...
    SOrry, now I'm just seeing one of my favorite movies...

     
  5. catfish27

    catfish27 Really Experienced

    I've had this idea in the back of my head for quite a while: SJW finds the lamp of a very powerful genie, who tells her that she can use her 3 wishes to literally change the world.

    Obviously, her wishes would have unintended consequences from major to relatively minor. For example, "I wish there were no such thing as rape" results in her having to live in what's effectively a free-use world; or "I wish there were no such thing as the male gaze" results in a world in which all women always look like sex objects; or "I wish men didn't care about women's body hair" results in a world in which women just don't have any underarm/leg/pussy hair for men to care about.
     
  6. Deadedge

    Deadedge Experienced

    Those are great ideas! I could imagine her using those 3 wishes (in reverse order) as she tries to figure out how to 'solve' each new issue her last wish caused until she 'wastes' her final wish on creating a free-use world.
     
  7. personunused

    personunused Virgin

    Come to think of it I could make that a branch in my Life in Lady Land story. It already works off of a dude getting one wish and asking that humanity consists entirely of lesbians only to find they are all religious conservatives. I originally put that in to force myself to focus on world building but this would be way better.

    Her hair isn't dyed any more! Her clothes modest yet feminine! The neighbours are monogamous! How can making the world a queer matriarchy make it more patriarchal and traditionalist than before?

    OTOH, the protagonists of that branch probably won't get laid so easily.

    EDIT:
    A possible outline for chapter one:
    - Wake up, realise the lust-demon had granted your wish to make everyone in the world lesbian
    - Reflect on how this is perfect because you wanted to transition to female but were afraid of accidentally mainsplaining on the topic of being a woman
    - Think of all the freedoms people have now that men and heterosexuals no longer exist
    - Decide to enjoy your freedom to walk around naked, showing off very hairy vag
    - Walk into living room, your sister throws the TV remote at you and screams "JANE! For Athena's sake put some clothes on!"
    - Retreat to bedroom, be horrified by how normal all of your clothes are.
     
    Last edited: Oct 9, 2019
  8. Troof

    Troof Virgin

    I remember reading a one-page doujin where a woman goes to investigate a "woman-hating group". Of course, the group is made up of naked old men who hate women because they are "lewd beings", not humans. She allows them to play with her body, arguing that they cannot make her cum because she is not a lewd being. Surprise surprise, they make her cum and she resolves to return another day to try again to convince them that women are human beings.

    I always thought that idea deserved more than one page.
     
  9. personunused

    personunused Virgin

    I finally wrote up the first chapter of my SJW parody branch. For context the introduction is that someone has wished that the human race consists entirely of lesbians.