In the spirit of Bad Halloween Story Ideas... Hallmark Holiday Orgy You're stuck at home on Christmas Eve, and your girlfriend wants to watch Hallmark holiday movies. Just the kind of set-up that would normally have you contemplate sticking your head in the oven. The sappy, predictable storylines and bad acting have you praying for death, and sapping any sexual urge you or your girlfriend might have out of your body...until a bit of Christmas magic lets you make a little change to the plot, and the formerly rated G program takes a sudden turn into XXX territory. The best part is, your girlfriend doesn't even notice the change...but she does start to get hot and bothered. Maybe with a few more changes, you might have a very merry XXX-mas after all! Krampusnacht Suzie, Jackie, and Billie are strippers down on their luck, grinding their pussies against the pole in a sad strip bar for a couple of sad bastards that have nowhere to go for Xmas. Each of them has been a very bad girl this year - and as the snow piles up and the lights fail, they realize the Krampus has come to make them pay for their sins...and if they're not careful, he'll stuff their stockings with more than coal. (Holiday horror!) Naughty List Jim is a Christmas Baby, which sucks: no one celebrates his birthday, and he never gets any extra presents. Except this year, Santa leaves behind a blank scrap of vellum...and on the top is written "Naughty List." Jim finds out that when he writes someone's name on that list, they become naughty in ways he only imagined. Now the question is who to target - the cute girl next door? His own mother? The sky's the limit...and Jim is about to have the best birthday of his life. (Mind control/like an Xmas-themed 'Death Note') Winter Weight Jenn hates the holidays. All that candy, rich food, cookies, cakes, alcohol, and the cold weather make it hell for her to keep trim. Except her boss at the fitness studio wants to run a special promotion: she gains ten pounds by Christmas Eve, and loses it by New Years. That's a tough regimen, but if Jenn can do it she'll be able to write her own ticket at work - straight to corporate where the big money is. Of course, if Jenn gains more than ten pounds, it'll be nearly impossible to work it off...and it doesn't help that several of her friends, family, and coworkers have their own interest in seeing her gain. (Weight gain/feederism/bbw) Bethlehem, B.C. There was no room at the inn. Mary is in the stable, ready to give birth at any moment. While Joseph goes out to fetch a midwife, three wise men appear. From the east they came, dark and exotic...rich...and bearing gifts of gold and drugs... In a few short hours, Mary will be a mother. They'll need money for the baby...and Mary hasn't been high since she got knocked up. What could she get up to with three well-hung, perverted men? It should be alright, as long as her husband doesn't find out... A sacrilegious tale of pregnant sex.
I've secretly always wanted to write about a woman transforming into (a female version of) Krampus. That tongue could come in handy for some things.
Ho Ho Ho For The Holidays Maggie is a MILF with a mission. It's Christmas Eve, she has an Xmas list and needs to get every single item on it to make her holiday perfect. With cash and time running short, Maggie is going to have to do things she isn't proud of in order to afford the gifts she needs. It's time to ho ho ho for the holidays - and if that means giving the mall Santa a blowjob for a $50 gift certificate, offering a handjob to the neighbor boy with the MILF fetish that's sitting on the last Playstation X, or getting caught shoplifting a pearl necklace and having to fast-talk her way out of a trip to jail (and Game Over), then Maggie is going to do it... ...but what does she do when her 19-year-old son confesses that what he really wants for Xmas is a little brother or sister?
Cindy The Slutty Claus Cindy is Santa's eldest daughter on Christmas break looking for downtime. Santa is feeling under the weather though so being a good daughter she pulls the training sleigh out of the shed and agrees to deliver coal to the Naughty List. Her first stop at a Berkley college frathouse goes awry after she eats several brownies full of marijuana left out by mistake. She continues her mission but none of the guys on the list end up with coal this year . . .
Santa Babies "Long John" Silver is a retired pornstar. Once the "hardest working man in the business," hundreds of women have tried to "walk his plank" - only to realize they couldn't handle all of Long John. Now he wears the Santa suit during December to make ends meet...and is tempted at every turn: by his 19-year old elves at the mall, by the MILFs that want their special memories with Santa, the reindeer herder who can't take no for an answer...and as his balls begin to boil over, Santa is about to snap...and he's about to show them his Yule log, good and hard.
How the grinch stole christmas(and much more) The grinch does not like christmas, that's how it goes. However, instead of just christmas he also steals hoes. Inside his cave all high up in the mountain, he is now busy activating some fountains Because while everyone knows that the Grinch is a huge prick, there is the little know fact that he also has a huge green stick
Unexpected Christmas Gifts In one little corner of Santa's workshop, there are elves that work on making very special toys. Sexy toys. The kind of toys that change lives, forge relationships, and renew the flames of love. Except Carl the Sex-Elf has screwed up the labeling on the packages. So now what should have been 18 year-old Jenny Wilson's gift has gone to her 19 year-old brother Jason - who has very strange feelings about the pink dildo! What is Jenny going to do with the fleshlight addressed to her...and why does she suddenly want to taste it so badly? Their parents' marriage is on the rocks...aunt Cathy and her lesbian "friend" Aunt Maria are staying in the guest room and arguing about having a baby...and there's Christmas magic running havoc everywhere. Will it all come out alright?
Eggnog+ Mindy needed to get a little 'nog for the office holiday party...but what she picked up was Eggnog+. Made from only the finest mutagenic ingredients, those who partake might find their bodies and minds changing in accordance with the flavor...from the corporate-ladder climbing female executive who hits the bimbo 'nog a little too hard, to Jimmy from the mail room who finds herself the the subject of unwelcome attention after a few sips of sissy 'nog...and that's before Mindy breaks out the hard stuff...
