Just for pun. World worst pickup lines.

Want to come back to my place. It's parked right outside.

 

Want to help me move something three and a half inches?

 

Are you my future? Because I keep worrying about you.

 

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

 

Want to know why they call me the flash. It will be the best thirty seconds of your life.

 

Hey baby, I put the D in Millionaire.

(Wait for the obligatory, "There's no D in Millionaire")

Yeah, but I put the D in you, and you're gonna be a Millionaire.

 

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

What do sertraline and I have in common?

It's usually not enough but it gets the job done for a little while.

 

You want to see my car? It has amazing trunk space.

 

If you were words on the page, you'd be large print.

If my library card wasn't expired, I'd check you out.

 

Actually decent pickup line, not gonna lie.

 

You two girls ever thought about having a threesome?

 

"Those are nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put the D and U together.

 

"I love you." It usually has them running for the hills.