Thorn_
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Thorn_

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When a pokemon hentai clone game somehow has unironically has more interesting rivals and a more serious plot than the actual games. Jun 25, 2025

    1. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Whelp. Roads are closed. With the change in fortune, I'm going to spend my time...writing dirty stories. My parents must be so proud.
      1. Nemo of Utopia, moonblack and Loeman like this.
      2. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        My mom is: and as for my dad: I could care less, but it would take too much effort.
        Mar 30, 2018
      3. Loeman
        Loeman
        *At holidays -*

        >Hey Loeman! What have you been doing?

        Since last? Spending 300 hours writing 4 fucking pain-in-the-ass BDSM chapters.

        I- I mean nothing Auntie! Uh, working!
        Mar 31, 2018
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    2. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Weekend trip starts. Looks like I won't get any work done. Hahaha. I'm kidding. That wasn't going to happen anyway.
      1. Avatar Kyoshi
        Avatar Kyoshi
        What kind of Storys you write and would you be interested in a Star Wars Role Play Chat?
        Mar 30, 2018
    3. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      How is it on the days that the site is blowing up with traffic, I can't be motivated to do anything?
    4. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      WHEW! Time to start a new project that I will probably never get around to!
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      2. DoAdventures
        DoAdventures
        I'm suffering from the same thing :(
        Mar 20, 2018
      3. dingsdongs
        dingsdongs
        Who doesn't?
        Mar 20, 2018
    5. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      No, procrastination fairy. I mean it. I really should get this...fine, One game. Alright, sure. There's time for another.
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      2. merkros
        merkros
        I really want to see someone write a short chyoa story about banging a procrastination fairy.
        Mar 16, 2018
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      3. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        Nah, they'd never get around to updating it...
        Mar 17, 2018
      4. dingsdongs
        dingsdongs
        I never heard of this procrastination fairy. But now i know what has kept me from writing all the time!
        Mar 18, 2018
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    6. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Go away procrastination fairy, I have things I need to...oh, haven't watched this show before.
    7. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      My saved game is corrupt? Guess it's a sign that I should go outside....after reinstalling the base game and expansions.
      1. Loeman
        Loeman
        Outside?
        Eew.
        Mar 4, 2018
      2. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        Be careful... There are known to be Gru: outside...
        Mar 5, 2018
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      3. Loeman
        Loeman
        My brother went outside once. Just once. A grue got 'im.
        Mar 5, 2018
    8. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      "Alright. Today, I will work hard and make an update." I'm not loving my ratio of how many times I think this to it actually happening.
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    9. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Somehow people seem to get the impression that I'm joking, when I say that I barely know what I'm doing. I'm not.
      1. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        Don't worry, you're a lot better than some people on the site.
        Feb 17, 2018
      2. Thorn_
        Thorn_
        I'm not fishing for that. I know there's a lot I need to improve on. By why ask me for help specifically? Especially for stories I have nothing to do with. That's all I'm thinking.
        Feb 17, 2018
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      3. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        You're popular, successful, and a lot more approachable than jackasses like me: that isn't reason enough?
        Feb 18, 2018
    10. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I wake up and wonder "Can I really do this?" It haunts me to my core. But I need to shower, so I have to get out of my warm blankets. Sucks.
      1. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        OMG, every morning! GTFO of my head! :D
        Feb 13, 2018
      2. Patzo
        Patzo
        You're stronger than you think, buddy. We're rooting for you.
        Feb 15, 2018
    11. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      So, first profile post. I need to say something clever and intuitive to mark the ocassion...........god dammit.
      1. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        This was mine:

        Looking forward to finding friends and learning lessons, hopefully not the hard way...
        Feb 8, 2018
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      2. mindtheMILF
        mindtheMILF
        I had something similiar when I first started too. Enjoy CHYOA. Lots of fun here.
        Feb 8, 2018
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