LizardGod
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  3. spiritwind
  4. Marlikton
  5. majus
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Gender:
Female
Birthday:
Apr 20, 1992 (Age: 33)
Location:
UK
Occupation:
Student

LizardGod

Really Really Experienced, Female, 33, from UK

sometimes you look at the tags on your story and think "When the fuck did I do that?" Jan 2, 2021

LizardGod was last seen:
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    1. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      LizisBest is dead. There is only LizardGod now!
      May 15, 2018
      1. merkros, Thorn_, DoAdventures and 1 other person like this.
      2. grimbous
        grimbous
        *In the voice of Gozer* : Are you a god?
        May 15, 2018
    2. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I am slowly moving towards a new username but I still not sure what I am going to go for.
      May 11, 2018
      1. Nemo of Utopia likes this.
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      3. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        I will reiterate what I said the last time you brought this up: if you are 100% sold on changing it: may I recommend one of the following: LizardBeast, Lisbet, LizIsBreast, LizLikesBreasts, LizzyTheBestie, Elizabeth I, or Liz B. Isolde?
        May 14, 2018
      4. Loeman
        Loeman
        Personally, I like the parallel between 'Lez is best' and your current name lizisbest, implying -- yes a certain egotism by author Liz -- but also and more importantly by pun-logic an inclination towards male-exclusion sex (lesbian sex) as the best kind of sex, a kind of mild f/f feminist stand that is appealing and interesting.
        May 14, 2018
      5. Loeman
        Loeman
        That may be neither here nor there. Pick carefully, and change carefully. But you may be oversensitive to some perceived egotism.
        May 14, 2018
    3. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I am amazed I have never seen a video of a woman putting a fleshlight inside herself and then having a guy fuck that.
      May 8, 2018
      2. gene.sis
        gene.sis
        There is a short gif out there, so there might be a video as well :D
        May 8, 2018
      3. Loeman
        Loeman
        Seems like a humiliation scenario.

        I mean, maybe that's just where my mind goes. But, um, isn't that what vaginas are for (in terms of sex)?

        Sans the fleshlight, I mean.
        May 9, 2018
    4. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      WEEE! Broke 2500 likes
      Apr 22, 2018
      1. Swallows999, Friedman, grimbous and 1 other person like this.
    5. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Coming close to 2500 likes
      Apr 16, 2018
      1. daciasdesire, dingsdongs, HaremStarter and 3 others like this.
      2. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        Impressive, I've been here two years and I'm hundreds away from that milestone.
        Apr 16, 2018
      3. dingsdongs
        dingsdongs
        It's always nice to feel appreciated!
        Apr 18, 2018
      4. daciasdesire
        daciasdesire
        Crazy! Congratulations
        Apr 19, 2018
    6. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I fucking hate HTML and all its misbegotten children!
      Apr 2, 2018
      1. DoAdventures and Nemo of Utopia like this.
      2. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        Why such vitriol?
        Apr 3, 2018
      3. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        Had to build a website, I hate web development
        Apr 7, 2018
        Nemo of Utopia likes this.
    7. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      At some point I will actually go with my plan for 10 to 1. Today is not that point.
      Mar 28, 2018
    8. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I kinda wish CHYOA had a chat client so I wouldn't need to keep suffering under the shitty one on Lit
      Mar 26, 2018
      1. Nemo of Utopia likes this.
      2. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        Post under the "Sugestions" forum?
        Mar 26, 2018
    9. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      "That was nice" Is the most hilariously understated compliment I have ever had for a sex scene
      Mar 19, 2018
      1. mindtheMILF, DoAdventures and Nemo of Utopia like this.
    10. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I managed to finish two things today. Only 9 more to go!
      Mar 16, 2018
      1. Nemo of Utopia and Thorn_ like this.
      2. Thorn_
        Thorn_
        It's that dam fairy again, I just know it.
        Mar 17, 2018
      3. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        How many are we up to today?
        Mar 18, 2018
    11. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      So it turns out that RealDoll do male models. They are honestly terrifying.
      Mar 6, 2018
      1. gene.sis and Loeman like this.
      2. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        I perversely want to know more...
        Mar 7, 2018
      3. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        I already find dolls creepy and it is pretty clear that they are spending the time on the female models
        Mar 7, 2018
      4. gene.sis
        gene.sis
        It seems to be normal for all kind of male dolls. Probably it is more difficult to mold them as girls should have smooth skin while a man's face needs more "character".
        Only some modern BJDs' males look kind of attractive.
        Mar 11, 2018
    12. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I really need to stop pulling all nighters.
      Feb 14, 2018
      2. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        You and me both sister...
        Feb 14, 2018
    13. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      note to self: when you write a chapter maybe don't forget about it for three months.
      Feb 12, 2018
      1. majus, mindtheMILF and (deleted member) like this.
      2. Omega98
        Omega98
        You're right, you're absolutely right!

        One month, tops. Then you can go back and edit!
        Feb 12, 2018
        Nemo of Utopia likes this.
      3. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        I do, this all the time, but as they say, the wise person learns from OTHERS mistakes!
        Feb 13, 2018
    14. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      I think I need to change my username to something a little less egotistical.
      Jan 29, 2018
      1. Nemo of Utopia likes this.
      2. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        Nope, it suits you.
        Jan 30, 2018
        Loeman likes this.
      3. Nemo of Utopia
        Nemo of Utopia
        BUT: if you're 100% sure: LizIsBreast, Lizardbeth, LizyTheBestie, LizLikesBreast, or Lizabet are my suggestions...
        Jan 30, 2018
    15. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      So the secret to making one of my longer running stories interesting to me was to write in a completely new style for it.
      Jan 17, 2018
    16. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      so a 3000 story turned into 10000 words....ok
      Jan 11, 2018
      2. Loeman
        Loeman
        Words have a way of multiplying.

        I think they are sleeping together behind our backs.
        Jan 12, 2018
        Nemo of Utopia likes this.
    17. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Nothing like starting the new year by catching the fucking flu!
      Jan 4, 2018
      2. Loeman
        Loeman
        Uggh. Got a stomach flu late last year.

        Was hell. I sympathize.
        Jan 5, 2018
        LizardGod likes this.
      3. Loeman
        Loeman
        'Course, the "fucking flu" does sound a little more interesting than the stomach flu.
        Jan 5, 2018
        grimbous likes this.
    18. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Man Huniecam Studio was such a missed opportunity.
      Dec 16, 2017
    19. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      There is a single fly in my flat that is making my life hell!
      Dec 15, 2017
      2. Loeman
        Loeman
        Smoke 'em out. If nothing else, at least you'll be really high.
        Dec 15, 2017
      3. GenericEditor168
        GenericEditor168
        Never move to Australia.
        Dec 15, 2017
        spiritwind likes this.
      4. mindtheMILF
        mindtheMILF
        Flash the fly it might faint
        Dec 17, 2017
    20. LizardGod
      LizardGod
      Man, Hellraiser 1 & 2 are such good movies. Too bad they never made ever more after that.
      Dec 10, 2017
      1. grimbous likes this.
      2. Loeman
        Loeman
        I saw 1 about a year ago for the first time. It was crazy. A gory supernatural slasher with more substance than a cheesy focal point villain.

        There was definitely more than 2. I doubt the quality remains consistent, though.

        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hellraiser_(franchise)
        Dec 10, 2017
      3. LizardGod
        LizardGod
        oh I know they made more. I just hate them and pretend they never happened.

        It's also a real shame they never made a sequel to Aliens
        Dec 11, 2017
      4. SeriousBrainDamage
        SeriousBrainDamage
        You mean the one with Sigourney Weaver? Didn't they? I'd swear even seeing a recent one with Michael Fassbender in it ..
        Dec 12, 2017
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Apr 20, 1992 (Age: 33)
    Location:
    UK
    Occupation:
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    "They had ran out of condoms hours ago. A twelve pack should have been enough to satisfy anyone's lust. Yet as she had watched him slide the last condom off of his cock she had known that she was nowhere near done. She had recalled an old stat about only having a 30% chance of getting knocked up every time you had sex and she had thought.

    I like those odds."

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