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Why is it always the most unfuckable men who always think they are somehow secretly the most desirable for their sheer lack of good traits? Apr 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM

    1. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      For those unaware, I changed my screename, partly for security reasons, partly because I feel like taking on a kind of new identity.
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      2. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        Not gonna lie, was confused for a minute until I checked your last message.
        Apr 28, 2022
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      3. Tjf
        Tjf
        Like the new look!
        Apr 28, 2022
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      4. majus
        majus
        Great new avatar!
        May 1, 2022
    2. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      The EU lives!
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      2. SeriousBrainDamage
        SeriousBrainDamage
        Yes but, for how much longer?
        Apr 25, 2022
      3. Dissonant Soundtrack
        Dissonant Soundtrack
        I saw a tweet after the last French election that was like "35% of France are fascists. That is the good news."
        Apr 25, 2022
      4. Thorn_
        Thorn_
        There’s a strong possibility that we won’t even need to worry about Russia. At the rate the world is going, everyone might just nuke themselves out of sheer stupidity and the people continually enabling it.
        Apr 25, 2022
    3. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      "The bombs dropped on Hiroshima were fake and nuclear weapons are a hoax." Just when you thought you heard the dumbest thing-
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      2. AlexandraS90
        AlexandraS90
        Enough to make a person want to post the "Are you kidding me?" Rage Face.
        Apr 23, 2022
      3. Dissonant Soundtrack
        Dissonant Soundtrack
        I've been to Hiroshima, you can still see physical evidence of the detonation. What do they think created it?
        Apr 24, 2022
    4. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I feel so isolated from people lately. But also that if I try talking to anyone, I'd just be bothering them with my problems. It's tough.
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      3. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        I don't really know where that stems from, but if I have to guess, it's a poor case of self-esteem. Seeing that you're not as worthy as everyone else and that talking about yourself, is not only boring, but a waste of time...
        Apr 11, 2022
      4. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        Perhaps it's a good idea to take a look at the mirror, see how you've treated yourself lately, and perhaps, examine your relationship with yourself... or go through my path in life and pretend everything is ok while crying for help every now and then. I don't recommend such a path.
        Apr 11, 2022
      5. Dissonant Soundtrack
        Dissonant Soundtrack
        I'd say it's worth giving those people (whomever you're talking about) a chance to hear you out, even if they do seem stressed. Sometimes being able to listen and help with someone else gives one a chance to set aside their own worries for a time. They may even find it helpful to approach new problems or the same from a different angle.
        Apr 11, 2022
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    5. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I discovered I missed my chance to reconnect with a friend by almost two years from a message I never saw until now, and lost my chance.
      1. Thorn_
        Thorn_
        Did they spend years thinking I was never interested in having them in my life again?
        Apr 11, 2022
      2. Tjf
        Tjf
        I've been on both sides of that, it's fairly common. If they're still active, shoot them a message - they might really like to hear from you.
        Apr 11, 2022
    6. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Ironically, Russia keeps claiming the Ukraine is part of Russia, so historically, they should've known, invading it was never going to work.
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      2. Thorn_
        Thorn_
        Soviet land is so impossible to invade, not even Russia can invade it when it wants to.
        Apr 6, 2022
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      3. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        Except a few Mongols with horses and bows.
        Apr 6, 2022
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      4. Daylan
        Daylan
        Just so you know, I'm going to steal this observation at some point.
        Apr 6, 2022
    7. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Life is getting dangerously close to being back under control again....how will this go wrong, I wonder?
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      2. AlexandraS90
        AlexandraS90
        My money's on zombies. 00s nostalgia is coming in in a big way.
        Apr 4, 2022
    8. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Why are black guys in porn always these….hard gangsta black? Motherfuckers are blacker than space.
      1. merkros
        merkros
        Probably because people are fetishizing the stereotype of black men rather than the actual amount of melanin in their skin.

        That's my guess anyhow.
        Apr 3, 2022
    9. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Is "It's the left and cancel culture's fault, I'm an asshole who did those things in the first place." Going to be the slogan now?
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      2. Daylan
        Daylan
        If it gets you a Netflix comedy special with a title like "Triggered", sure.
        Mar 26, 2022
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      3. Thorn_
        Thorn_
        Here's a little trick to avoid "Triggering" anyone by getting caught doing shitty things. Don't do the thing.
        Mar 27, 2022
    10. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I kind of want to pick up Hogrwats Legacy. As much as I don't respect the creator, I can still enjoy the universe.
      1. AlexandraS90
        AlexandraS90
        Wait two days and get it pre-owned. Boom, you can play the game without putting money in a shitty person's pocket (well, not the very publicly notable shitty person, let's be realistic)
        Mar 21, 2022
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      2. Thorn_
        Thorn_
        I didn't care for Rowling well before the actual controversy came out. Much of her writing seems more vindictive and petty to try and win any argument she was ever had, didn't endear me to her well before that point.
        Mar 21, 2022
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      3. AlexandraS90
        AlexandraS90
        She's basically Hyper-British.
        Mar 21, 2022
    11. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I feel as if we are witnessing the fall of the roman empire. And I'm not part of the side that's going to still be standing.
    12. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Stop with insanity. This is our last-and only, chance.
    13. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      We reached the brink of nuclear war. It's uncertain if we can even expect next morning to come, but I truly value the friends I made here.
      1. unisol_gr44
        unisol_gr44
        I hope cooler heads will prevail and it will not come to this but if it does.... it was a pleasure knowing you.
        Feb 28, 2022
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      2. majus
        majus
        Thanks and I appreciate the sentiment. But I prefer for those acquaintanceships/friendships to continue on for a few more decades :)

        From what I know, only one side threatened a nuclear option o far... Starting this would be... well, you know Fallout games Franchise? They present somewhat positive outcome. Positive in a sense, that there is actually something left after the nuclear war.
        Feb 28, 2022
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    14. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I feel like these floods of jumpscare horror games that are just "Children's thing from childhood is evil=scary" needs to just die.
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      2. Daylan
        Daylan
        Yeah, at this point anything you could really meaningfully say with it has been said and it's just trying to slurp out whatever little milk is left in the FNAF tit.
        Feb 26, 2022
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    15. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      How does playing chess actually translate to military strategy? I see that in a lot of media, but they never expand on actually how.
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      3. Daylan
        Daylan
        It's basically a narrative shortcut to show a character thinks "tactically". And also gives said character a chance to use cliche dialogue talking about "pawns" and what not.
        Feb 21, 2022
      4. Gambio
        Gambio
        And then there is Legend of the Galactic Heroes where the greatest tactician in the series is awful at chess
        Feb 21, 2022
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      5. CaptainAngel77
        CaptainAngel77
        You should see the chess match from No Game No Life where the pieces have wills of their own and refuse to be sacrificed because virtually no one would obey an order that requires them to die, something chess doesn't take into account.
        Feb 22, 2022
    16. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      You know, I used to like the Joker and Harley Quinn...now I kind of hate seeming them appear in almost every dam DC thing.
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      2. Daylan
        Daylan
        The over saturation of the Joker in particular has me very... tired of him. Harley I kind of go back and forth on because now that she's basically DC's equivalent to Deadpool she can at least be placed in different dynamics so there's more you can do with her compared to Mr J.
        Feb 12, 2022
      3. Thorn_
        Thorn_
        The Joker kind of suffers from....how to put it....the idea is I'm going to go "Wow, he was behind it all! What a diabolical mastermind!" but it actually kind of has the opposite effect where I just stop caring explicitly because they make him behind everything that ever happens. If anything, it diminishes the impact.
        Feb 13, 2022
      4. Thorn_
        Thorn_
        As for Harley Quinn....I didn't dislike her, at first. But I don't feel like she needs to be a central plot character to every movie and game ,she's ever in. Not to mention, Poison Ivy who was one of my favorites, mostly has devolved into just being a prop for character shilling, the squealing clown schoolgirl and doesn't really hold any identity of her own anymore, other than "Harley's sometimes girlfriend."
        Feb 13, 2022
    17. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      “Wow, the bad guy turns out to be the guy who shows up to remind you he exists every chapter without contributing anything?”
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    18. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I've decided to embrace, misanthrope. I....honestly? Just....fucking hate people.
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      2. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        As did I a long time ago. Eventually, however, I just figured that it's not worth hating the world.

        There's always going to be a bumbling idiot out there somewhere, and everywhere, so what's the point. Best to just focus on improving your world rather than the world at large.
        Jan 27, 2022
      3. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        To quote a movie:

        "You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You could swear, curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go."

        Basically, to me and with my experience, it's futile. Say what you want, bellow your curses, punch a pregnant woman, but it won't make you anymore happier, satisfied, or indifferent with the world, and at that point, what's the point.
        Jan 27, 2022
    19. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Job interview this week. Pray, something goes right for once.
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      2. Kineticat
        Kineticat
        Best of luck!
        Jan 5, 2022
      3. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        Best of luck to you.
        Jan 5, 2022
      4. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        For whatever it's worth, my fingers are still crossed for you.
        Jan 9, 2022
    20. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Holidays, were nice. Now it’s back to work, and it makes me sad.
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      2. Daylan
        Daylan
        Just means it's the start of the countdown to the next holidays!
        Jan 4, 2022
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