Impregmaniac

I will say something else that's gotten to me lately, aka seeing my favorite stories sit untouched for weeks at a time with no new chapters can get depressing lol

I guess it fits that a user named "chris_brown" doesn't appear too bothered by excessive violence. :P

I sometimes do, but I just go God of War (2018) mode, and am like "Why fight it?"

Oral sex is a thing. So is any penetration where they are on the receiving end. So the logistics of an eunuch in a sex scene are not the issue. Mainly the story reasons are a bigger question. Why is the eunuch in the story? What is in it for them?

Alternatively, he could also use a strap-on.

Oh! That's not hard (no pun intended!). Eunuchs are sterile, but not necessarily impotent. Or, even if impotent, can pleasure their partners in other ways. It becomes less about their need for release, and more about focussing on what their partner responds to - perhaps even guiding or coaching those responses - for example, a eunuch guard preparing a concubine for their role.

Story of all of us.

All the time. I have a ton of scenes written that way that I've never published, for this exact reason.

...and then she said--get this!--"but it's purple!"

Most of the big franchises have enough dreck that any random fanfic will probably be middle of the pack in terms of quality, so don't worry about number 2.

There's discussion of it here. See post #12 https://forum.chyoa.com/threads/so-are-tentacle-pits-and-breeding-xeno-out-then.326/

thats pretty much my MO lol

All the time. It's a big part of my process, and I have mountains of unpublished stuff on my drive for that reason.

Nope. When I start realizing it's crap, I get too frustrated to continue even further.

I should stop reading my WIPs until I finish them.

I feel called out now.