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Thorn_

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Why is it always the most unfuckable men who always think they are somehow secretly the most desirable for their sheer lack of good traits? Apr 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM

    1. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Game Dialogue Option: "That doesn't make sense." What the character says: "I WILL DROWN YOU IN BATTERY ACID!"
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      2. AlexandraS90
        AlexandraS90
        This observation is so true that I want to take you to a bar and glass you. As in, buy you a drink.
        Jul 28, 2023
      3. majus
        majus
        That seems tiring.
        Don't they realise the amount of batteries one would have to unseal to get an appropriate amount of acid to actually drown someone in it?!
        Jul 29, 2023
      4. Tjf
        Tjf
        I love that bit in The Witcher 3 where one of the options is "Shove forcefully". You pick the option, and your character breaks a guy's leg. That's a little more 'forceful' than I was thinking it would be.
        Jul 31, 2023
    2. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      God. If the story is about a young guy living in with his mother/stepmother, then it's not really a female protagonist story now, is it?
      1. raziel83
        raziel83
        If it is from the perspective of the guy, then obviously not. Did someone accidentally mislabel their story?
        Jul 9, 2023
      2. raziel83
        raziel83
        ...I suppose you could make the argument that the story might be from the POV of a male character but that the "real" protagonist that we follow is a different female character. Much like Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency mainly has the other guy as the POV character, but the story revolves around Dirk Gently and they are the real main character.
        Jul 9, 2023
    3. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      College kids in porn are always acting like elementary kids. An odd sentence, but not inaccurate.
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      2. majus
        majus
        Porn with good dialogue and plot is an exception from the rule...
        Jun 26, 2023
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      3. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        The old dick-in-a-box trick never fails!!
        Jun 27, 2023
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    4. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      We must petition authors to change all male characters to John and all female characters to Jessica in every story. All of them.
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      2. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        Jane is the superior female name. I will also accept Mary, though the extra syllable puts her at a disadvantage.
        Apr 4, 2023
    5. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I swear if I hear the words “politically motivated” one more time this week, whatever the context….
      1. Dissonant Soundtrack
        Dissonant Soundtrack
        It's one of those great phrases that means nothing but has all kinds of sinister implications
        Mar 31, 2023
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    6. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      For guys saying people are too sensitive, far right guys get really butthurt when asked to explain what their points actually are.
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      2. raziel83
        raziel83
        It is hilarious to see how easily triggered many of the Far-Right/whatever folks are whenever something that doesn't suit their world view happens. GamerGate in particular only ever did two things: "complain about women" and "claim that they do more than just complain about women."
        Mar 9, 2023
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    7. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I've sucked a guy's dick once. And yet, football has to be some of the gayest shit I've ever seen.
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      2. Tjf
        Tjf
        Wrestling and Jiu Jitsu are even worse. The only sports I've seen where SA is an accepted strat. I had to stop training Jiu Jitsu because they're so fond of doing 'oil checks'.
        Jan 30, 2023
      3. Pasin
        Pasin
        You're a guy? I thought you were a girl.
        Jan 30, 2023
      4. Kineticat
        Kineticat
        Lol!
        Jan 31, 2023
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    8. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Feels a lot lonelier here lately.
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      2. majus
        majus
        Yeah, I agree.
        Jan 10, 2023
    9. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      All things must end, but still feels too soon.
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    10. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      You know, the people who talk about leftist snowflakes, spend a lot of time crying about how someone said mean words to them one time.
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      2. Dissonant Soundtrack
        Dissonant Soundtrack
        People who lack empathy cannot understand someone else's perspective, so they often assume people all have they same motives and reactions they do, to the same stimuli.
        Dec 19, 2022
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    11. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I fell for an internet scam today. I swear I used to be smart. Locked cards changed passwords. Probably won’t get my steam back though.
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      2. raziel83
        raziel83
        That's a nightmare. So many accounts are connected nowadays that losing one means you have to go through everything to make sure you haven't forgotten some way for scammers to buy something with your cards.
        Nov 28, 2022
      3. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        In my experience, Steam support is really fast and really reliable. So unless your email was hacked as well, there's still hope.
        Nov 28, 2022
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      4. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        Been there! Always used to think "no way this will ever happen to me" and then it happened to me.
        Nov 28, 2022
    12. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      It's incredible there's people still convinced Musk has any idea what the hell he's doing.
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      2. Tjf
        Tjf
        People really want their real life Tony Stark, even if he doesn't actually invent anything and crashes billion dollar companies.
        Nov 12, 2022
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      3. Thorn_
        Thorn_
        He's a glorified con artist. It's pretty impressive people are only just waking up to that now.
        Nov 13, 2022
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    13. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Taken up Nier Automata to see if it lives up to the hype…honestly? Okay. Only okay.
      1. AlexandraS90
        AlexandraS90
        I hear the really cool stuff is in the later endings and what have you, that it's a pretty back-loaded game. Anyway, that's just what I heard.
        Oct 15, 2022
    14. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I’m sick of people telling themselves “No! I’m inspiring you” by going “Just stop being being depressed. Stop it, right now! I told you to!”
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      2. Unknown7
        Unknown7
        Weirdly enough, that doesn't seem to help for some reason.
        Oct 14, 2022
      3. merkros
        merkros
        ah yes, if only it was as easy as "Just stop being sad"
        Oct 14, 2022
      4. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        And the people who are "Life gets better when you make it better!"

        Yes! Surely I have the means of getting a therapist and getting my shite together at 20.
        Oct 16, 2022
    15. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Fact of the day. There's a mario kart lore.
    16. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      If the main character is actually male and the "female protagonist" is just a girl he fucks, don't use the female protagonist tag.
    17. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Why is every superhero thing now, my hero academia? That's the only superhero thing that exists. Nothing else. Nobody's sick of it.
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      3. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        ...unless it makes a fuckton of money, in which case, a sequel that's just re-doing the first movie is demanded.
        Jul 30, 2022
      4. Daylan
        Daylan
        In all honesty? OCs and Waifus. It has a setting where you can just say "this power exists because Quirk" (similar to how you had a lot of X-Men OCs in the 90s because "this power exists because Mutant") and... well... lotta people like the frog.
        Aug 1, 2022
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      5. majus
        majus
        I have not seen MHA.
        I am still on the stage of reading fanfiction based on Grimdark web serries 'Worm' - about how realistic heroes would look like... it's kinda depressing reading fan fiction of it... and I am yet to get to the main story.
        Aug 2, 2022
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    18. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I feel the urge to try bringing back my old projects but feel like the minute I do, everything that can go wrong, is going to go wrong.
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      2. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        Understandably we are our own worst critics. But trying to jump into old projects can be off putting...

        I'd say that it's best to throw caution into the wind and just wing it. Ignore anything your brain says, and just keep on writing.
        May 6, 2022
      3. Daylan
        Daylan
        It can be intimidating to restart something that froze up for one reason or another. But personally I feel it's worth it to try.
        May 6, 2022
      4. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        Kinda forgot about you, if I was to be honest.

        Haven't heard a word since May. Hope you're well.
        Jul 4, 2022
    19. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      I needed 75% to pass my online course and got exactly 75%....I'll take it.
      1. Warden-Yarn15
        Warden-Yarn15
        Happy for you laddie.

        Good job.
        May 5, 2022
      2. Impregmaniac
        Impregmaniac
        Congrats!
        May 5, 2022
      3. Dissonant Soundtrack
        Dissonant Soundtrack
        C's get degrees, that was my motto
        May 5, 2022
    20. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      When I type something and realize I got one word or mistake wrong, instead of editing the part, I erase the whole sentence and rewrite it.
      1. majus
        majus
        That is really slowing the work. I have a similar problem. Have you tried to just write everything you had to write, without re-reading it. Only after finished writing, recheck for mistakes.
        May 4, 2022
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