Tjf
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Tjf

CHYOA Guru

Should have time for some posts later tonight. :) Apr 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM

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    1. Tjf
      Tjf
      Should have time for some posts later tonight. :)
      Apr 20, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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    2. Tjf
      Tjf
      "kissed and nibbled at the nape of her neck" You ever look at your own writing and wonder what the hell you were on when you wrote it?
      Feb 17, 2025
      1. majus and Remin like this.
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      3. Tjf
        Tjf
        The issue I had was the redundancy. And the alliteration. Alliteration is never sexy.
        Feb 18, 2025
      4. majus
        majus
        Maybe you were not thinking with your head? :)
        Out of curiosity, how would you write it now?
        Feb 18, 2025
      5. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        Trust me, someone somewhere somehow has an alliteration fetish. Also, sometimes eloquence adds to sex. Usually it's forcibly removing the eloquence via toe-curling orgasms that's hot, but the fancy vocabulary has some merit in and of itself.

        Also, I didn't notice until you mentioned it.
        Feb 18, 2025
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    3. Tjf
      Tjf
      There's some genuinely good AI ero stuff out there, but I hate how it's clogging up all the search functions now so you can't find human art
      Jan 21, 2025
      2. GyroscopicGraphite
        GyroscopicGraphite
        It really is a shame, because yeah, a post/story can be tagged as AI, and you can filter out anything labelled AI, but you'd filter out EVERYTHING labelled AI. There's no 'quality' filter because beyond the bare basics of biology and grammer, quality is subjective. The sheer quantity does tend to get anooying quickly though.
        Jan 21, 2025
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    4. Tjf
      Tjf
      I like women, and I like dicks. You'd think, logically, that I'd be into futa, but it does nothing for me. Sexuality is weird.
      Dec 15, 2024
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      3. OccasionalReader
        OccasionalReader
        I pretty much just avoid that category altogether, although every once in a while something sticks out to me
        Dec 15, 2024
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      4. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        It's just a roll of quarters I swear!
        Dec 16, 2024
      5. Remin
        Remin
        Hey. I can get ridiculously pedantic about my tastes in rough sex as well. Kinks don't have to follow any rhyme or reason.

        What about women with PLASTIC dicks tho? :thinking:
        Dec 16, 2024
    5. Tjf
      Tjf
      Expect something new tomorrow.
      Nov 6, 2024
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      2. majus
        majus
        I was not here yesterday, so I missed the stage of waiting in excitement!

        Tomorrow is now!

        Oh... It's a NEW day today... Well played~ :D
        Nov 7, 2024
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    6. Tjf
      Tjf
      Finals are kicking my ass and there are no sleazy professors who'll give me an A in exchange for a blowjob. Porn lied to me!
      Oct 21, 2024
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      2. majus
        majus
        Gasp! Porn could not have lied!
        Maybe they are (into) assholes ;)
        Oct 21, 2024
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      3. Avatar Kyoshi
        Avatar Kyoshi
        Tongue in His Backhole = A+
        Oct 24, 2024
    7. Tjf
      Tjf
      My semester ends in a few weeks. It'll be good to finally have the time for naughty stuff.
      Oct 1, 2024
      1. Omega98, majus, merkros and 2 others like this.
      2. Trisha Lynn
        Trisha Lynn
        I feel that. School has been rough this semester. 300 and 400 level classes are no joke.
        Oct 1, 2024
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    8. Tjf
      Tjf
      Pretty quiet around here lately. Should have some stuff coming up soon, though.
      Apr 1, 2024
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      2. raziel83
        raziel83
        General lack of ideas/inspiration struck me and I've been quiet for a while as well.
        Apr 1, 2024
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    9. Tjf
      Tjf
      "A standing army is like a standing member. It's an assurance of domestic tranquility, but a dangerous temptation to foreign adventure."
      Mar 18, 2024
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    10. Tjf
      Tjf
      Well now I have a cut on my scalp. That was dumb. From now on, less cave diving, more porn.
      Nov 5, 2023
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      2. majus
        majus
        :)
        You are back from thight and wet hole! Was it warm?
        Nov 5, 2023
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      3. Tjf
        Tjf
        It actually kind of was - until I started crawling through the water. Things have shriveled so much I'm not sure they'll ever truly unshrivel.
        Nov 5, 2023
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      4. majus
        majus
        So you gone into a wet, tight, warm hole, got your body rocked and when you finally left, 'things' shrivelled? :)
        Nov 5, 2023
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    11. Tjf
      Tjf
      About to crawl into a tight, wet hole. Man, spelunking is weird. Seriously though, if I don't post for like a day, I probably got trapped.
      Nov 5, 2023
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    12. Tjf
      Tjf
      Internet cut out and deleted my post. But unlucky for it, I copied my post before I hit send, just in case. Suck it, internet.
      Aug 19, 2023
      1. TheLowKing, Impregmaniac, DoAdventures and 3 others like this.
      2. TheLowKing
        TheLowKing
        Write offline, then copy paste to CHYOA. No more fear of Internet death, browser crashes, blue screens. :)
        Aug 20, 2023
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      3. Impregmaniac
        Impregmaniac
        Lucky you. Many a chapter/plot lines have been abandoned due to PC crashes like that.
        Aug 20, 2023
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    13. Tjf
      Tjf
      What's Elon Musk's fave CHYOA story? X-Change!
      Aug 15, 2023
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      3. Gambio
        Gambio
        this gets a certified *pfft* from Marcie and Marcie's *pfft* don't come easy!
        Aug 15, 2023
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      4. Tjf
        Tjf
        High praise!
        Aug 16, 2023
      5. moonblack
        moonblack
        *amused chuckle* I should have guessed...
        Aug 16, 2023
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    14. Tjf
      Tjf
      Trying to get the willpower up to get a story out of the draft phase.
      Jul 13, 2023
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      2. majus
        majus
        Maybe you need a longer break? Or a jump to a side?

        Anyway, good luck! And if you need aid, let me know!
        Jul 13, 2023
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    15. Tjf
      Tjf
      I swear to God, the next time I hear someone say "it's not that deep" or "you're overthinking the story", I'm going to scream.
      Jun 12, 2023
      1. majus, TheLowKing, Zeebop and 3 others like this.
      2. raziel83
        raziel83
        The amount of plot and seriousness that people want in porn varies greatly. Especially when talking about written erotica. But I don't understand people who act all dismissive as if it was, not only wrong but even ridiculous, to have different preferences than they do.
        Jun 13, 2023
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      3. Pasin
        Pasin
        It's not that deep and you're overthinking the story.
        Jun 14, 2023
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      4. majus
        majus
        Jun 26, 2023
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    16. Tjf
      Tjf
      It's a particularly weird feeling to hear songs about snow and sleighs for weeks, while you're practically melting from a record heat wave.
      Jan 2, 2023
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    17. Tjf
      Tjf
      It's a particularly weird feeling to hear songs about snow and sleighs for weeks, while you're practically melting from a record heat wave.
      Jan 2, 2023
    18. Tjf
      Tjf
      Prostagma?
      Dec 12, 2022
    19. Tjf
      Tjf
      Don't mind me, I'm just frantically retconning the thing I just wrote, because it contradicts the thing I wrote before it, because I'm dumb.
      Mar 23, 2021
      1. Gambio, thosearemysecret, AlexandraS90 and 1 other person like this.
      2. AlexandraS90
        AlexandraS90
        I once wrote a sequence where somebody refers to knowing someone, walks inside a tent, then a new chapter, then has never heard of that person. It's... hard to keep all this stuff straight in your head sometimes.
        Mar 23, 2021
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      3. DeviantChalice
        DeviantChalice
        I had to rewrite a chapter the other day because I forgot that people sometimes keep their house keys in their handbag
        Mar 24, 2021
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      4. Gambio
        Gambio
        I usually just edit the old thing, NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
        Mar 25, 2021
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    20. Tjf
      Tjf
      I just realised: I have no idea what the hell I'm doing.
      Nov 3, 2020
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      2. unisol_gr44
        unisol_gr44
        I wasn't going to say anything, but now that you know yourself... :P
        Nov 3, 2020
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      3. Daylan
        Daylan
        ... We're supposed to know what we're doing?
        Nov 4, 2020
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