AlexandraS90

I'd be honored, sir. Misson accepted.

I'm afraid I am going to have to start speaking to you like an Instagram Reel user if you do not cease this babbling.

Oh god, we're going back to the beginning.

Can you define yourself with something besides that? An inventor? A lover? A family person? A gamer? A driver?

NO! ONE! ASKED!!!

Suddenly, it all makes sense.

Please shut up. No one asked. You know why? Because no one cares. You don't sound like the active-duty cop you seem to take pride in being. You sound like an edgy emo teenage boy who's so desperate for attention he fakes being a 'cool badass manly man' to get brownie points wherever he can.

And if you really are a killer or a traumatized cop, why are you telling US? This is an erotic literature site, not your therapist's office or a confessional booth. If you really want to get something off your chest, actually say something. No cryptic hints or random statements.

You keep saying that. I don't think it means what you think it means.

Did you kill the guy who asked? Because I couldn't find them.

You keep saying that... why?

Given what this site is like, I think something like a dominatrix would be better suited to that role.

Zero fucks? But who will stuff all the slurs now?!

Nope, I'm also an active duty cop.

911, AlexandraS90 just confessed to being a murderer.