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You're lucky, they don't sell "Melon-sized breasts" at the store where I live.

neither does mine, but they do sell Watermelons. I figured that would be more appropriate than finding women with actual "Melon-sized breasts" and asking them if i could get a good view of them.

When reading melon sized I always envision the small melons (grey/yellow skin, orange inside) rather than humongous water melons (green skin, red inside) but it's because water melons are not called melons in my language.

Hmm, yes. I can see how that could be a thing.

I too picture them the size of cantaloupes rather than watermelons, as no real human has breasts that large naturally, and even if they did, a watermelon is roughly the same size unless it's from a breed that has been altered by human intervention.

I disagree that no real human has breasts that large naturally. I had a teacher in high school...Her breasts were absolutely enormous and she was in her 50's(or around in there) so PROBABLY not implants, but anything's possible I guess. I didn't ask...obviously.

Regardless, I have a shapeshifting, super powerful sorceress to write and if she wants to have unnaturally large breasts...Who am I to stand in her way?

It would be a crime to have anything restrict her giant boobs. Hmm, I mean restrict her from having giant boobs. I just there realized that I'd forgotten the word cantaloupe existed. "Brain? Seriously we need to talk!"

It's not a crime: it's the opposite, a law: specifically gravity.

She may want tits the size of large watermelons but her spine will let it be know that was a dumb idea mighty damned quick...

Gravity doesn't make huge breasts impossible. It just means you're gonna have a lot of back pain.

Look up the Guinness world record holder for the largest Natural Breasts. Compared to those, breasts the size of Water Melons don't seem too bad.