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Well smack my thing and call me Marty.

Well smack my cunt and call me Sharon.

Well introduce your sister to my pants and call me Mary.

"Well blow my bra and call me when you're done."
"Well scream at my buttocks and call me Steve."
"Well write fanfic about my boobies and call me Santa."
"Well fuck my sideburns and call me Barney."

I don't get it =/ Is there some kind of reference?

I'm not sure what you mean. If you mean "is this generator some kind of reference", I don't know. If you mean "why are we saying absurd things at each other in the comments", follow the link.