I have found one of the funniest things on the Internet: http://orteil.dashnet.org/callmeshirley. "Well sue my cunt and call me Batman."
Well write fanfic about my mouth and call me Susan. Well write a book about my arse and call me Jose. Well finger my shiggity and call me when you're home.
Yes, i meant the generator. "call me shirley" seems to be some kind of reference to the movie "Airplane!"- https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=...And%20don%27t%20call%20me%20shirley But i still don't get the connection, and how you "cum" from that quote to these generated sentences.
Sarthac has gone down but he took two of the robots with him, now I stand alone against six of the foul atomita!