Conan The Librarian

I'm like super bored. Anyone up for some sexting, or talking, or scheming or anything?

I cannot write smut post-orgasm, which makes my contributions to this site kind of a sophisticated edging process

Man, sometimes this page really makes me want to learn german...

I'm not dead. I'm just expected to write for non masturbatory purposes in the real world.

Note to self: Do not use random words to name your characters without checking what those words mean.

So, I finally made that chapter with a real dragon. Once again, another story of this christian site falls to the furry menace. God help us.

A hundred chapters and still no actual dragons.

When you look into the abyss, the abyss fucks your framerate

Blessed be the dark gods, I can write with just one hand.