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  1. Conan The Librarian

    Alguien sabe cómo poner fotos en las historias?

    Tienes que subir la imagen a otro sitio (yo uso imgbox). En el capítulo en el que quieras añadir la foto escribe: ![](enlace a tu foto) Saludos.
  2. Conan The Librarian

    Can I ask for some phrases in your native language?

    If you want a girl from Spain ( that is, the Spain in Europe) I can tell you everything you want. I can only offer limited asistance in American spanish, though. The grammar is mostly the same, but the vocabulary is a whole different beast. Feel free to write me if you want specifics or a...
  3. Conan The Librarian

    Pictures

    write "![](copy direction to image here)" You have to host your image in another page. I use imgbox. If you use an already existing image you risk the page of origin blocking your image to appear in this sacrilegious smut site. You also have this an many other things explained in the Chyoa...
  4. Conan The Librarian

    I have one, but never use it.

    I have one, but never use it.
  5. Conan The Librarian

    I'm like super bored. Anyone up for some sexting, or talking, or scheming or anything?

    I'm like super bored. Anyone up for some sexting, or talking, or scheming or anything?
  6. Conan The Librarian

    I know this sounds kind of obvious, but all the reasons to wake up are always away from bed. I...

    I know this sounds kind of obvious, but all the reasons to wake up are always away from bed. I like to find my time every day to go for a walk, it helps with the tedium of this modern life. If you make your room the place of your troubles it will never be your place to rest.
  7. Conan The Librarian

    It's a reddit forum where they compile examples of famous non-smut male authors writting...

    It's a reddit forum where they compile examples of famous non-smut male authors writting terrible female characters, usually oversexualizing them. I actually find it really funny. The enormity of the vocabulary for boobs is a common joke there.
  8. Conan The Librarian

    I cannot write smut post-orgasm, which makes my contributions to this site kind of a...

    I cannot write smut post-orgasm, which makes my contributions to this site kind of a sophisticated edging process
  9. Conan The Librarian

    Been to r/menwritingwomen recently?

    Been to r/menwritingwomen recently?
  10. Conan The Librarian

    What’s worse?

    Honestly, I find bookmarks kind of useless. I only ever use them to mark the first chapter of a story if I think it might be interesting but I don't have time to read a single word right now. If I want to know what chapters I haven't read, I can just see it because they will be green in the...
  11. Conan The Librarian

    Most Obscure Reference you've ever used...

    Well... let's see: In Whore of the Dragon: Many spells spells and names come from things like Magic Cards, old fantasy movies like Krull and thinks like that. Lunnara gets her name from a Malus Darkblade novel. The kingdom Of Numantia gets its name from an ancient pre-roman settlement in Spain...
  12. Conan The Librarian

    Futa Halloween Story

    It's wonderful, and you know it. ;P
  13. Conan The Librarian

    Whore of the Dragon

    Well, a lot of time has passed since I wrote this and I would like to shamelessly bring this back to the top of current topics. This story has grown a lot since then, and I would like to also mention DenomZero's most recent collaboration in it, which has been a delightful pleasure. I'm...
  14. Conan The Librarian

    that feel when someone keeps bookmarking your latest chapter

    I have one even better: when someone that doesn't bookmark or like any of your chapters, who doesn't even follow you or any of your stories, writes you a private message to say "Dude, when are you going to post more of this shit?". You answer then politely that you have a live outside making...
  15. Conan The Librarian

    that feel when someone keeps bookmarking your latest chapter

    Wanking regularly to a story and not even giving it a like is the virtual equivalent of a selfcentered lover who cums in two minutes, doesn't give a fuck about their partner's satisfaction and then goes to sleep.
  16. Conan The Librarian

    Simulating Random Outcomes

    What I would do for a game of poker with the current system would be to extend the "drawing cards" part of the story, since we don't have a way to directly generate a random hand of cards. I would start with a few chapters to introduce the characters, the game, the situation and ask the player...
  17. Conan The Librarian

    Man, sometimes this page really makes me want to learn german...

    Man, sometimes this page really makes me want to learn german...
  18. Conan The Librarian

    Do you plan your sex scenes or let them develop organically?

    I wouldn't call it a 'plan', but I tend to visualise the sex scene first. Sometimes is something elaborated, others just a detail, then I start to think about how it would make sense for the story to arrive organically to that point. Sometimes that takes just a chapter, others a few more, and...
  19. Conan The Librarian

    I'm not dead. I'm just expected to write for non masturbatory purposes in the real world.

    I'm not dead. I'm just expected to write for non masturbatory purposes in the real world.
  20. Conan The Librarian

    When you know you fucked a minor plot point up and it bugs you.

    If it doesn't have one you should report it to your local medieval police.
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