Alternate idea, on the randy AI front, it doesn't control the inhabitants, but it does influence them, and it likes to watch...
Maybe one of the inhabitants is another AI, but in a humanoid robot chasis, and is an exhibitionist...
"No, not the vibration!" Sauna-Tan moans, "We need you to thrust faster!" She desperately pleads.
Meanwhile, Joseph gathers more wood and Alvilda has wandered off... (Expect an update on that front too shortly.)
Fortunately for Alvilda, the river is running high with spring meltwater, because it's normally only about three feet deep. Unfortunately, it's also running fast, so she has to go a-ways up the bank on this side to get out around the same point she heard the sobbing from on the other.
When she...
Still hacking up a lung, but I'll give this a go anyway.
Joseph spends a minute gathering wood. +2#.
Meanwhile, down by the river...
Alvilda quenches her thirst but shortly hears the sound of a young girl sobbing faintly from across the river. The child sounds sad, yet also terrified, and...
Excessive butter causes heart disease, and white bread contributes to diabetes. While I disagree with banning them outright, restrictions can and should be implemented. :p
Ok, I'm not suggesting we ban anything here, (yet, ) but could the site be held liable in a court of law for infringement of personal identity or however the courts would phrase it for all those "rape Emma Watson" stories floating around and their ilk? I'm not talking "dominate Hermione...