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  1. CurvyLinesEverywhere

    What is the Best Thing to do?

    I just write my own stuff for the hell of it. I think my stories do all right, when I remember to feed them. We chewed the fat on this recently in another thread. First, you need to define "success". Then you can try to optimize for specific types of reader responses. You can probably drill...
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    Marcie and Gina read CHYOA

    Ah, but if "anime" just means "animation," then surely the phrase "best western anime" can be parsed as "best western animation." Ne?
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    You guys call it "First April?"

    You guys call it "First April?"
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    Random Number Generator?

    What if you did it client-side? Then it wouldn't strain the servers at all, in theory. You'd just serve an HTML page with inline code as-written by the author, and each browser would crunch the numbers using locally cached shit. It's not like these things are competitive multiplayer.
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    I'm Struggling to Get Any of My Stories Started

    With the caveat that anything an AI generates is going to be the pantsiest pants that ever pantsed. It doesn't even know what sex or the real world is. It just knows that English sentences about sex usually have these words in them, and the words can be arranged in such-and-such order to be...
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    Random Number Generator?

    Oh! You're the dev who actually codes the website. So you can do whatever you want on your end. I get it. *ponders* So... wait, what if Google could just do the RNG for you? o_O
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    I'm Struggling to Get Any of My Stories Started

    ...but when John arrived, he could sense that something was wrong. The pub was dark; the door, hanging open, as if the building were abandoned. His desperation overriding his sense of self-preservation, John entered the decrepit dive. The dust and the decay made it obvious that there would be no...
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    I'm Struggling to Get Any of My Stories Started

    Right? It really came together in the third act! Nobody was more surprised than me. I don't even know anything about Digimon, I was just grabbing random concepts from the wiki when they seemed like they vaguely fit. As you know, platonic tickle-torture is a trope frequently used by...
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    I'm Struggling to Get Any of My Stories Started

    I'm a little confused. Point out the sex appeal.
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    I'm Struggling to Get Any of My Stories Started

    I sincerely wish I was sorrier for this.
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    I'm Struggling to Get Any of My Stories Started

    Then there's the Gardentecht method. Just write. Write until you write yourself into a corner. Write until you come to hate what you've written. Then come up with a plan to fix it. Burn it all to the ground and start over, this time, following your plan. The tricky part is you have to have...
  12. CurvyLinesEverywhere

    What are some of your writing philosophies?

    The pointlessness is my point. They're literally being marketed in that blogpost as makeout movies. They're an example of what happens when you write sex and then staple a weak excuse for a story onto the side of it. If you had seen them, flipping channels or browsing through netflix or...
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    Random Number Generator?

    I don't quite understand. Are you saying CHYOA's current code can parse and display spreadsheets?
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    You should actually make a story called "Joke's on you, the rape is legalized," just make the...

    You should actually make a story called "Joke's on you, the rape is legalized," just make the introductory chapter, end it with the question "Who are you?" and then just make it public and walk away.
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    do you write all your chapters?

    Don't tempt me.
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    Well then, obviously, the first thing the investigators should do is have a veterinarian run an...

    Well then, obviously, the first thing the investigators should do is have a veterinarian run an SAE Kit.
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    Nerdy photographer and the model

    Not judging, but they have sites specifically for chimera porn, you know...
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    Could use some help

    A legal disclaimer to tell the story. Not to participate in it.
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    When your first draft of a chapter is 3200 words and you really can't split it up

    Don't aspire to be like Hemmingway. Dude was brief in all aspects of his life, if you know what I mean, not just his writing.
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