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37: Adventures of Meghan, Warrior Princess. A Future Sitcom discussing the ancient past of 2020 AD and the mythic times. Including Meghan and her feuds with the evil Paparazzi Assassins, and her goal to achieve immortally by searching out a Holly Branch.

35. Victorian Science Fiction, with sex. Who didn't want to see those menacing scenes with the monsters and the heroines carried out to the logical conclusion? And all those native venus gals who have never seen a man before... and all with the proper societal abhorrance that makes even...

Ok... 8000 likes... is humbling. Don't know what you see in me, but I hope it's because I make you laugh.

I randomly intersperse punctuation in order to bring fear and uncertainty in my audience! BWHAAHAHAHAHA! Whoops... whoops... forgot I wasn't still writing evil villain dialogue... ignore that! Ignore that! Seriously though, I only put punctuation in if it seems appropriate. If the choice...

"So... we'll totally get even with the jerk Party Girl Sorority by seducing their boyfriends while disguised as them, doing jock strap raids, and a cool techno dance number in front of the whole school! We'll also sneak in and film them getting dressed. Pan down, I want peen. We've got Peen!"...

31: Delirious 2: Fetterman's Revenge: A sequel to the original "Magic Typewriter" movie. Jack's Soap is thrown into rewrites when Arnie Fetterman is brought in to bring in the new "Politically Correct" Storylines at the behest of the network. Now Jack not only has to write his way out...

Well... I recently USED many of the nastiest barbs that have been thrown at me in a story... so... I hate to poach from actor training here, but... your annoyance is good. Use it in a story. If it annoys you, figure out why it annoys you, then come up with how you would LIKE to respond. Then...

Somehow... I now, REALLY really really want to read somebody's take on a story that starts with Dogs playing poker...

Let's see... some quick ones that I liked that are fantasy. Den of the cave toads is pretty good if you like the Ravished Heroine stories with your Fantasy. I mean technically, MOST stories on Chyoa are fantasy.. :P but as far as fantasy goes, Venus Rising was fun back in the day. Haven't...

I like big plots and I cannot Lie... You otha author's can't deny, When a game comes in with a fun premise and a big plot on those thighs, I go... BOOOM I wanna get wit ya, and enjoy ya scriptya I ain't talking bout penthouse cuz vasoline is made for toys...

And whichever author you're supporting gets some fun stuff for their story! Win/Win, all around. Of course creativity in math and writing are very similar, and if you get lost you can use similar tactics:

When that happens... I write it down but don't use it most of the time. Having backstory and motivations is good, but for me, I prefer exposition dumps to be limited as they almost always take you right out of the story, unless I want to know more about this character. Which means... letting...

People who use power tools outside quarantined apartments for hours are assholes. That is all.

29. Jury pool sequestered for a pornography/obscenity trial. Because of the publicity, Jury cannot watch tv or use the internet after watching nothing but porn all day in the court room. Of course, due to the judge's extreme conservative views, no conjugal visits are allowed in the hotel...

I used to have that problem. Now I just think about baseball. :P Audiences and writers often have very different opinions about what is good about their work. Look at Arthur Conan Doyle. HATED Sherlock Holmes, and wondered why nobody liked his awesome historical epics. Heinlein's later...

And here Is the greatest possible musical instrument, the vaginaphone... I've trained each of these ladies to reach orgasm at a particular pitch The one at the end is F sharp, the one closest to us is G flat...

Everybody in the whole cell block... Jammin to the Jailhouse Rock... Wait No, can't do that, Parties are verboten... fuck

For those who were waiting until I stopped posting weird shit... I stopped posting weird shit. ;)

If it ain't broke...