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  1. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Fires of the Futa Founders

    Don't mind me. I joke because of semen with soot, alien dust, and potato spores in it. :D
  2. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Accidental Summoning Idea

    That seems perfectly sensible!
  3. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Confessions

    aci films presents: At Your Fingertips
  4. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Fires of the Futa Founders

    I'm sorry. "Gentle unfragranced skin cleanser! As used on porn sets to simulate icky, icky semen." :D
  5. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Confessions

    Please stop using my vintage sex ed books as source material unless you intend to follow through with the threat, Rubi.
  6. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Fires of the Futa Founders

    Most of what I'd tackle here is now either moot (plot concept adjustment) or dealt with, but oh my gosh, cocklaundering: That's not the issue. This is: if you're capable of space flight, you're probably aware enough to wash your cock before sex, but you may not be 100% about your hands. Maybe...
  7. Ms. Hammer Critic

    A CHYOA Chat Client

    It's not fully open source, but I'm surprised that Telegram hasn't come up.
  8. Ms. Hammer Critic

    The Luthor Agenda

    You only say that because the flow charts looked like The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife after a week.
  9. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Fires of the Futa Founders

    Oh yeah. Hermaphroditic species do still skew towards reproducing with mates, and will tend to have some protections in place against accidental self-fertilization. That’s generalizing wildly, of course. Your window for getting a human pregnant is pretty short regardless. That’s without the...
  10. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Fires of the Futa Founders

    Inbreeding concerns aside, I'd be concerned about the character's pelvic area! Hip bones don't work that way, and dislocations there lead to life-threatening blood clots. None of those organs flex like accordions, even if you have a collagen disorder. If your futa character's penis is right...
  11. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Accidental Summoning Idea

    Kitsune aren’t straight-up demons, they’re trickster spirits who fall into the broader classification of yokai. They’re closer to divine than not. If a kitsune gets involved with a human, it’s more often to marry (and be sent away once they’re found out) than to be a piece on the side. Their...
  12. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Ovyah Discovered

    Tags: PowerPoint, forced orgasm, Getty Images watermark (I jest. Your Lex clearly dogfoods internal stock images.) (You jest, but PP-style progress charts would enhance this story quite a bit.)
  13. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Ovyah Discovered

    My only regret is that he didn’t end the suckle by thanking her for coming to his TED talk.
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