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I've been reading too many chinese comics where guys call hot girls that everyone wants to get with but can't 'goddess ____'. Then the MC comes by and bangs them all in one fell swoop. GG.

Sense Motive: roll 10 +7 mod = 17 Perception (awareness?): roll 8 + 7 mod = 15

If I feel like it xD Just... No.

I pledge myself to our bodacious goddess!

Keira looks very confused for a second and scratches the top of her head. She settles on just smiling comfortingly, and aproaches, patting the branded man on the shoulder. "I have no idea what you mean, sounds like a riddle. Anyway its nice to meet you too mister Saul! We'll try not to make...

Aye, if ya got important stuff goin on just drop a note here and let us know the next update will be a while! Take yer time chiefy.

Speaking of dick jokes I heard a good one today. What do you call nuts on your wall? Walnuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts What do you call nuts on your chin? A mouthfull of cock.

Not really a story idea but im gunna make a character for SOMETHING called: Derik Starfucker.

I weirdly pictured a lovely family of gnome rogues, with a lavish dining room just having dinner in an orc's ass. What the fuck.

You should get a phone with a notes function :3 or a tablet with a bluetooth keyboard. Its how I do all my writing and its an incredibly portable, and fairly cheap option if you write a lot.

This whole system was built on a joke, you do you son.

I only changed the after 10 part of dastardly's system aside from the size modifier, so everything below a 10 would be: itself ÷ 2 + size mod. Ex: You are an average human and you roll a 9 so the size would be (9/2) + 2 = 6.5 inches. So from that if 10 = average of 5 inches, anything after...

Now that the height varied die-to-cock scale is complete, we have to patent it and try to push it for the next edition of D&D. Come on wizards of the coast, time for some REAL roleplay. (I need to get another job xD what the hell am I doing.)

No matter how you look at it thats too much dangle, might as well have three legs if shes packing nearly two feet of heat. Lets drop the multiplier and instead take the amount it goes over 10 and cut it in half and add 1 for a small person 2 for a medium person and 3 for a massive person. So...

Love when I look outside and all I see is fog. Makes me think I finally got into silent hill. <3

I am a willing wall, slather me in your creative muds.

I was just trying to brag about my fictional characters dong, not start a seminar on dick philosophy and physics o_O

There is a middle area between the inner and outer with staircases that test passers and rankers use to go up floors or go to the outer tower I think given what i've read but the tower is the single strangest structure i've ever even read about. I love that besides maybe 1/5th of the tower we...

Does 17 mean 17 inches? Wat...

Well as much as I wanna make baam and koon go on a tower-wide bang-crawl, we're doing this before the events of the main story but after all the current irregulars (urek, enryu, phantaminum) came to the tower. Probably like a couple hundred years? Nothing major so we wont have to wind around...