As per the title, I'm looking for some good human furniture stories.
All I've been able to find is two stories on Literotica and a few chapters in Trapped in an Alien Maze. Is there anything else that I've missed?
Take the key. You must have it to advance, and in any event the armor is too heavy and clunky to be anything but a liability.
If you want armor you should trade with Dahlia for it; she'll give you some that you can actually use.