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  1. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Confessions

    Top tip: guaifenisen affects all mucus, not just bronchial and sinus! Administer with lots of water or weak herbal tea, and everything's a wet lube of some sort. There's also something to be said for fever scenes. They have their places if you have the right sort of relationship. (We are...
  2. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Writing about breast size

    Walmart recently overhauled its womens and juniors extended sizes, and wool/silk aren't going to comprise much of what's currently available. Lots of cotton/rayon/poly knit and cotton/poly weave, lots of low-level lycra blend stuff. Gildan and Fruit of the Loom shirts are more consistent amongst...
  3. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Writing about breast size

    What kind of shirt? What fabric or fabric blend? How tailored? What style of shirt? What sort of large breast on what sort of torso? Because, right now, what you're describing is not accurate to anything I've observed. (I am a small hammer puppet who is familiar with how shirts fit on various...
  4. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Writing about breast size

    Oh gosh, VS is terrible for all kind of reasons. They're a big part of why so many people think "big breasts" top out in the D-DDD range (which self-reinforces), their fittings are among the least accurate in the mall, and they're terrible to plus-sized customers. Don't go there if it's not...
  5. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Post bug reports here!

    I should have made it clear that I know why this occurs, but the information might be useful for others. It aggravates me because there's clearly some lag parsing CHYOA's layout which doesn't exist for me on a number of other complex sites, but that's my own situation. Won't call you anything...
  6. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Confessions

    This puts me in mind of this one guy who kept surfacing in anecdotes about The Catacombs, a fisting club from the SF bathhouse heyday. He was missing a hand, so his arm just tapered to a soft point. Extremely popular with newbies. For a while, it felt like every book I opened which touched on...
  7. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Confessions

    Mmmmmm, eighties book cover design. I used to try and render that sort of lettering by hand as a kid.
  8. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Post bug reports here!

    Not a sure thing. I've been experimenting with user styles and global dark mode extensions for a couple of months (not just here) and that flicker is just part of life with this site and Firefox in a way I've not seen elsewhere. I've taken to relying on story dark mode instead of a plugin...
  9. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Really, really, bad super sex stories.

    Flex Limpshaft.
  10. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Confessions

    *psst* This is why they have moderately convenient jumping-on points every few years, standalone animated versions, and Wikipedia pages for the obscure stuff. Comic mythology is powerful in part because, like traditional mythology, it's so damn flexible.
  11. Ms. Hammer Critic

    A CHYOA Chat Client

    Essentially, yes. Anonymity is enough of a concern for people here that we'd want as many protections as possible. I suggested Telegram because Cwtch is nowhere near ready for prime-time.
  12. Ms. Hammer Critic

    How many types of inhuman texture can you think of?

    The word you're looking for here is "cloaca." It's actually fairly common. If nature documentaries are any indication, making the cloacal kiss interesting would be a challenge. One exercise I find useful here is seeing what's already been made into sex toys. Once you get past the smooth and...
  13. Ms. Hammer Critic

    A CHYOA Chat Client

    E2E encryption message expiry or something like OTR mode for direct messages, at a minimum
  14. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Confessions

    I'm nervous about a work in planning, in part because the source material has a season in progress which could make the whole project moot with a single line of dialogue. (Last season, it managed to take out literal decades of fancanon exactly like that.) Yes, I know that fanfiction is...
  15. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Fires of the Futa Founders

    "Remember, it's menstroo-ation."
  16. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Fires of the Futa Founders

    My gift to the story: modular cyborg futa with UV sterilization lights in their palms. Can't hurt.
  17. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Fires of the Futa Founders

    Any particular reason you're asking about my personal practice outside the confessions thread? Both hands, alongside manicure check and maintenance. I also boil or otherwise sanitize cocks between uses, since unlike space futa, I'm modular. You? I can't seem to make this clear enough: the semen...
  18. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Fires of the Futa Founders

    Don't mind me. I joke because of semen with soot, alien dust, and potato spores in it. :D
  19. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Accidental Summoning Idea

    That seems perfectly sensible!
  20. Ms. Hammer Critic

    Confessions

    aci films presents: At Your Fingertips
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