And Now: The Stupidly Insane Matchup Of Ultimate Ridiculousness!

Discussion in 'General Board' started by Nemo of Utopia, Jan 21, 2018.

  1. Nemo of Utopia

    Nemo of Utopia CHYOA Guru

    So, I've been wandering around a ridiculous number of really dumb places on the web today and found something so stupendously idiotic I just had to share it:

    In a full power battle who wins?

    [One Punch Man] vs [The God Emperor of Mankind] (40K)
     
  2. mindtheMILF

    mindtheMILF Guest

    link please
     
  3. Nemo of Utopia

    Nemo of Utopia CHYOA Guru

  4. mindtheMILF

    mindtheMILF Guest

    I wouldn't be surprised if one punch man won the contest after reading the links.
     
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  5. Nemo of Utopia

    Nemo of Utopia CHYOA Guru

    To me, it all comes down to one question: how well can OPM handle telekinesis?

    If he can shrug that off like he does most things, G-Emps is about to die. If not. G-Emps picks him up like a rag doll and slams him into the nearest convenient mountain repeatedly till he stops moving.
     
  6. merkros

    merkros CHYOA Guru

    Pretty sure the mountain would break first.
     
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  7. mindtheMILF

    mindtheMILF Guest

    For G-Emp who has been decaying it would only take one punch to take him down
     
  8. Respites

    Respites Guest

    I'd have to give this one to the God Emperor if only because OPM has human weaknesses. Not being able to breathe underwater, or in space, for example.

    Or because Emprah would just hurl OPM into the Warp and spend forever punching demons into paste.
     
  9. merkros

    merkros CHYOA Guru

    He got kicked to the moon once, then jumped back. I'm aware that he makes a motion to hold his breath, but it seemed more like an afterthought after realizing where he was and he's obviously neither affected by the extreme temperatures on the moon nor the vacuum of space.
     
  10. Nemo of Utopia

    Nemo of Utopia CHYOA Guru

    However, I'm going to call this round in favor of G-Emps because of that other thing that was brought up: he'd just chuck OPM into a warp portal, like that one at the base of his throne. (And if this results in OPM doing a Round 1 TKO on the chaos gods, as far as G-Emps is concerned, so much the better...)
     
  11. mindtheMILF

    mindtheMILF Guest