Author Exercise: 69: pervertables

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  1. RicoLouis

    RicoLouis Really Really Experienced

    A pervertable is any everyday item that can be used as in sex. As before each writer should list three items that can be used for sex.

    1. Fruits and Veggies (Carrots, Cucumbers, butter nut squash for her. Watermelons and other large fruits with a hole in it for him.)

    2. Electric toothbrush. (A really cheap vibrator with disposable heads. Just don't get it mixed up with your actually toothbrush.

    3. Soft hair brush. (Handle= Penetration. Bristles = Stimulation. Back side = paddle.
     
  2. Loeman

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    Pistol - hard, dangerous, roleplay. Try to avoid user errors.

    Pillow - great for humping mostly for her, maybe for him.

    Showerhead - detachable, for her.
     
  3. RicoLouis

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    7. Washing Machine - Spin Cycle
    8. Water Hose- external or internal pleasure.
    9. Popsicle- One time use only.
     
  4. Loeman

    Loeman Really Really Experienced

    10 Leather femme-boot - hump it, lick it, or use those thick heels for penetration.

    11 Curling iron - probably not plugged in/turned on.

    12 Pearl necklace - run those smooth beads alomg a woman's sensitive bits