Author Exercise: The 69 Places to Have Sex.

To get the creative juices flowing each writer can post 3 places to have sex other then the bedroom. To get this started I will go first.

1. The Kitchen. (On The Counter or The Kitchen table)
2. The Laundry Room ( On The Washer or Dryer While Running.)
3. The Bathroom (In the bathtub or shower, On the counter, or on the toilet seat.)

 

4. The hallway (floor or wall)
5. The balcony (Railing, wall, these chairs in which you can change the position of the back)
6. The living room (Couch, armchair, floor)

 

7. The basement (Sex dungeon, or game room on a pool table?)
8. The pool (Underwater, after an erotic sun tan oiling, or group nude hot-tubbing.)
9. The trampoline (Lots of things are better while bouncing)

 

10. Gym (Bench press & workout equipment/ Yoga mat)
11. Airplane (Lavatory / Galley / Cockpit)
12. Beach ( In the water / On the sand)

 

13. Jungle (Up in a tree, swinging from vines, dressed like Tarzan and Jane )
14. Movie Theater (Oral and heavy petting in the dark)
15. Restaurant (discreet under the table fun, round back by the dumpsters)


(Disclaimer: Some of these are definitely grounds for arrest. Practice Caution~)

 

16. Car (the back seat, or outside, over the back or front). Or oral/manual on a long straight stretch of desert highway.
17. Tent. Bonus points for suggestive lantern silhouettes.
18. On a blanket, at dawn in the desert, facing the rising crescent moon.

 

19. At the office (On the copy machine, in a broom cupboard, a sneaky meeting room quicky)
20. Lingerie Store (In the fitting room, or if employed oral under the counter)
21. Football field (in the stands, in the press box, or under the bleachers during a game.)

 

22. In a lake, river or pond (In the water, in a boat/raft or under a waterfall)
23. Library (Media room or in the stacks)
24. Amusement Park after Dark (Hall of Mirrors, ferries wheel, small roller coaster)

 

25. A Hospital after hours (On an operating table, at the nurses station, on the emergency landing pad.)
26. In a dance studio (all kinds of positions using railings and poles, always in front of the mirrors.)
27. During a play in the theater (scripted, on the catwalk overlooking the stage, behind or inside the set, a cheeky one in the audience or one of the balcony seats.)

 

28. Down in the sewers (beware of rats and roaches)
29. Church (behind the altar or in the confession room)
30. In a cave (either in the dark or around a campfire)

 

31. Plane (The Cockpit -I'm funny i know-, bathroom, passenger seats, luxury classes)
32. Patient room in the hospital (Bed, Bathroom)
33. The reception (Under the desk, on the desk, in front of the desk)

 

34. In the park ( On the swings / On A Picnic Table / On A Blanket )
35. Elevator (Living It Up While Your Going Down)
36. In a Hot Tub

 

37. An Igloo in the middle of a blizzard (trying to keep warm any way you can <3.)
38. A volcano (getting hot and heavy near a lava flow {gas masks required}, and bangin on some basalt.)
39. A cabin in the woods (on a bear skin rug in front of the fire, in a rocking chair on the porch, under the stars on the roof.)

 

40. The Backyard ( On The Patio / On A Hammock / In a sun chair)

41. In the Barn ( On the tractor or Hay bail ) (cousins optional)

42. On A Train (In the cabin / In the Baggage Car / With the Conductor)

 

43. A Dingy Porn Shop (in a video viewing room, gone glory holin')
44. A Parking Garage (in a stairwell, on the hood of someone else's car)
45.The Zoo After Closing (Getting primal in the animal exhibits, joyriding your partner in one of those cool golf carts, hijinks in the souvenir shop)

 

46. On the subway. On the seat, from the poles (Not the restaurant)
47. Out On The Boat. (Below and Above Deck.)
48. Prison (For getting caught having sex at some of these places. Hopefully conjugal visits and not the other kind)

 

49. In the air (In a helicopter, or while skydiving {all very dangerous})
50. Famous Landmarks (inside the Eiffel Tower, top of the Empire State Building or sky needle, the colosseum, etc.)
51. College Classroom (with a professor {not recommended if you are a student}, oral exam under a desk, or after hours fun)

 

On the four corners (have sex in four states at once. Just Kidding. Then see prison above.)

52. In A Phone Booth (Good Luck Finding One)
53. In A field (Field of flowers. Chicks dig flowers. Under the stars. During a romantic picnic)
54. In A zero gravity simulation (Better make it fast though)

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55. At a Hot Springs (One of my personal favorites)
56. The Desert (at the dunes, outside your van whilst trying to hitchhike {The Rock Cocks is fucking great.})
57. An Old European Castle (In the dungeons, in the throne room, and of course the Royal bedchambers)

 

58. The Sauna. Lay the towel down on the wooden bench. Add some water to the stove. Make it even hotter and steamier.
59. Campfire. A secluded campground or in your own backyard. Sit on a chair and have her climb on top of you.
60. Somebody else's bed room or guest room. Visiting family or relatives. Have to be really quiet or throw some blankets and pillows down on the floor.