A guy walks into a library. Guy: Excuse me. I am looking for a book on small penises. Librarian. I don't think it is in yet?" Guy: That would be the one. --- A guy buys a new computer and it ask him to enter in a password so he types in the word penis. The computer tells him the password is not long enough. --- A girl told me once that I always think with my penis. Later that night she proved it and blew my mind.
A guy is sitting down to dinner with his mom. Son: Mom. I need to tell you something. I am gay. Mom: Does that mean you put guys cocks in your mouth? Son: Yes. Mom: Good. Don't ever complain about my cooking again.
