Since the new smash bros game is coming out soon, I was thinking about writing a story where Donkey Kong has sex with various characters in the game. Personally, i think he passes (he's intelligent enough to drive a car and has communicated nonverbally in past games) but I wanted to be sure before I wasted my time.
In the DK Country games its clearly established that the Kongs are capable of full language. I think the answer is a 'yes', without gray area. Smash those Nintendo girls. And Link, while you're at it.
