I have officially written a novel

Discussion in 'Authors' Hangout' started by Beeble42, Feb 27, 2015.

  1. Beeble42

    Beeble42 Really Experienced

    OK not one that would be published or even publishable, but "Decameron XXX" is now over 50,000 words!!!

    If it were really a novel, I would have to put it through several rewrites, improve the standard of almost everything, tone things down a bit, and hand it over to a professional proof reader, but nevertheless it feels like some kind of achievement. As I am only 3 or 4 chapters away from completing my initial story I am thinking about my next project which could be any one of the following:

    1. continuing Love Party Britain, to explain what Ivor was doing in between series of Decameron XXX;
    2. exploring other possibilities with Head Leaper;
    3. start a few assistant stories from my The Doctor's Black Book;
    4. my "Westworld" based idea, which I have actually written the opening parts of, but may be too depraved;
    5. Luke Skyfucker which might be a lame attempt at comedy;
    6. The Knobbits - the sexual adventures of little people;
    7. an 18th century tale with a BDSM theme featuring 2 sisters and the Hellfire Club;
    8. a Downton Abbey (I don't watch it but I get the idea) spoof in which there is enough sex to make the house shake;
    9. look for other people's stories to add threads to, which is actually the purpose of this site;
    10. get Ivor to direct the Heptameron, which is the French version, written by the Queen of Sicily!;
    11. investigate other aspects of Love Party Britain;
    12. there are still 70+ tales from The Decameron to be pornified, but some of them are horrible;
    13. take a break.

    13 seems to be the most sensible as I am clearly getting carried away. 7. would be the biggest challenge but would be against the spirit of this site unless someone collaborated with me. I have just got ideas overload.
     
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  2. Zingiber

    Zingiber Really Really Experienced

    Publishable in this day and age as an e-pub, more than likely.