Alright, I suppose it's time. Well fellow Chyoaians/Chyoers/Chy...citizens. It's time for me to announce something pretty big. Although I've only been here for a few months now, I have made a few friends and acquaintances throughout those few months. You guys have helped me collaborate, contributed to both discussions on and off the forums, and have been a great help. I couldn't ask for a better group of people to call friends on the internet right now who also like posting sexy sex stories about sex. However... I can't stay here. It's time for me to move on. I don't want to, but I must. Chyoa is filled with horrible, horrible people and there are so many bugs on this site that I cannot fathom staying on here ANY longer. I've created a video that highlights some of these idiotic, horrible bugs and spam bots that I FREQUENTLY get. I have posted to the Mods themselves and even they say that they won't do anything to help me. So, I leave you here with FUCKING video proof of all the shit I have to put up with, constantly. I can't take this anymore. Please watch the video before you ask about any of the bugs -- the most prevalent ones are at 0:07 and 0:28. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Nah. I'm fuckin' with y'all. Happy April Fools!