First off, you've got scrotes I'll give you that mate, and while I would normally jump at the chance to work with someone like you you've caught me at a bad time and worse are doing a subject I've sworn off of: namely 'mind control'. I'll take a look-see at your other work though and see if we can work out some kind of deal, hay?
It doesn't seem there is much interested or goodwill towards this idea, so I will be taking it down. PM me if still interested.