Just a bit of fun, as we get near the end of the year. What is a line you've tossed out, or would never want to open a chapter with, or just think is funny? Here's a baker's dozen of mine that I've actually written down, then scrubbed for various reasons. That was when she learned that some tentacles had foreskins. "It is not considered couth to gurgle pussy-juice," her mother admonished. The asshole flexed, opened, and a single baby blue eye looked out at the world between those pale cheeks and winked at her. During highschool, she had thought that she would never in her adult life use algebra; yet here she was trying to figure out if this cousin was distantly related enough to fuck. Too late, she discovered that dead men can still ejaculate. There must have been some magic in that old lambskin condom they found. She racked her brain, certain that there had to be some part of her body that was still virginal...and then she had it: "Would you like to fuck my armpit?" Six years at a woman's college had gotten her a master's degree in Journalism and a graduate educating in licking pussy. "Mom, I don't believe I have to say this, but..." she took a deep breathe and steeled herself for what would follow, "...please stop hogging the cock." "My cunt is not a fitbit!" It was a dark and stormy pussy; the labia heaved and fluttered, the clit crouched in its little cave-like it was afraid to come out, and the juices dripped from it in a steady drizzle. It was only the third time tonight that she had to ask "Who's fucking my ass?" and she was beginning to get upset. Most loads could be contained by a single Kleenex, and a few required a handful, but when he finally burst his dam inside her that night, she felt like she should have bought stock in the company.
“There are a number of illegal gene mods that gave people an unfair advantage when it come to procreating with those who’d rathe not. Many touted magic sperm like qualities when it comes to evading most birth control methods. One company openly advertised it would turn your sperm into the Harry Houdini of escaping and outsmarting conventional birth control before being swiftly outlawed” context - it was for a sci fi story and also the day that I learnt the valuable lesson of, yes you can write horny, but reread and edit afterwards
Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down. And I'd like to take a minute, Just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the pimp of a town called Bel Air
"I can arrange that! He could use a good KISS!" Leia thought about it as she watched the asshole walk away.
There must have been some magic in that old lambskin condom they found. Lol I feel that would make a good start for a non-erotic adventure story. Just some people trying to figure out the secrets of the lambskin and the cum therein.
My parents always told me to watch where I stuck my nose in other peoples business. Perhaps they should have said something about where I stuck my dick as well and I still might have one.
