I had an idea for perverted magic spells that maybe someone else could use. Just my brain in overdrive as usual but here it goes. Oakenhard Effects: The targets penis is coated with a layer of wood. The penis will remain hard and ridged for an extended period of time even after ejaculation unless the counter spell is cast. The penis is also less susceptible to mild attacks. The spell requires one piece of wood of equal size to the targets penis. The flexibility of the penis will depend on the type of wood used. The wood should be of high quality since the targets penis will take on the properties of the wood used so using a log from the wilderness will cover the penis with bark while cut lumber will give the penis a much smother feel. A piece of treated wood covered with varnish will create the most desirable effect. The piece of wood will be destroyed in the process. The caster must hold the piece of wood in one hand and site the incantation in the other. If an excess piece of wood is used the scrotum will be enclosed in wood as well and the sperm may take on a much thicker sap like appearance and viscosity. Waterbolt Effects: The caster can grasp a hand full of water from any nearby water source and throw it like a soiled object. Any clothing the target is wearing may become transparent either revealing their undergarments and/or their nipples and/or their genitals. Target may have restricted movement due to the wet clothing. The spell requires an open body of water. Can be anything from a bucket of water to an ocean. Whirlwind Flash Effect: The caster summons up a small dust devil which moves in the direction the caster is facing when cast. It can only be seen if traveling over loose materials like dirt or leaves. The whirlwind does not have enough force to hurt anyone but it will sweep any loose items they or carrying such as papers and will cause loose clothing such as skirts, dresses and some shirts to fly upward.
"Oakenhard" Log version. Yikes. Ouch. Any polymorph/shapechange, charm, or mind control spell is a no-brainer. Enlargement or shrinking - definite applications. Any planar travel, definite applications. Summoning X - where did that forum bestiality discussion go again? Oh yeah, underage... Uh... Ahem, Regardless, definite applications. ... Well, it would make sense that in fantasyland, wizards (nerds) would destroy warriors (jocks) in potential sexcapade nonsense. By a Lot.
I dunno, berserkers would probably have some pretty applicable abilities. Unless its like when people roid up, in that case I retract my statement. By the way, sex magic sounds like an incredible album name.
Kinky elemental magic... hmm... You don't have an earth spell, or a fire spell, or a shadow spell... hmm... Doppelgangbanger: Summons a group of shadow-duplicates of the target, which then attempt to have sex with the target of the spell.
actually the oakhard could be considered an earth spell. Fickleflame Effect: creates a small low temperature fireball about the size of a marble that does not burn skin but will ignite any piece of clothing it hits providing the clothing is not wet or fireproof. Shadowtouch Effect: the caster can feel and caress anything his shadow touches. Fireforge Dildo Effect: the caster draws a circle in the sand and places a scaled drawing in the middle of the dildo he wished to craft. When cast the paper burns into the sand which is forged into a glass dildo. The size and scale of the object depend of the casters skill while the appearance and craftsmanship of dildo depends on the artistic creativity and the quality of sand.
I always got a kick out of the mage hand spell in d&d. My DM actually told me that I couldn't use it anymore because I kept using it on my enemies' balls. It was fun while it lasted though. "The bandit goes to attack, but suddenly he feels invisible fingers fondling his nuts. The bandit becomes confused and does not act this round. "
"Confused" I would run for the goddamn hills. I like to know exactly what is touching my balls, and what the plan is for their future, at all times.
That story about the witch ghost jerking off that guy for a week whilst beautiful women throw theirselves at him and he has to not cum or end up a mindless slave is like my worst nightmare.
Bimbofication spell The spell increases the target's CHA or equivalent stat at the equal expense of INT/WIS stats.
There's a whole unofficial book about NSFW spells for the 3.5 edition of D&D called Book of Erotic Fantasy. It has a bunch of spells like Reverse Gender and Block the Seed(For birth control) or Innocence of the Virgin(Subject loses all knowledge of sex. -10 penalty on sexually related skill checks). It also has things that are less pleasant such as Cursed Orgasm(Next Orgasm deals 1d6/level damage). for a less serious book, there's also the Nymphology...which....is difficult to take seriously. I prefer the Book of Erotic Fantasy. It's actually a not bad and usable book for more mature campaigns.
Yes, I actually used to own a copy, but I lost it at some point and haven't been able to find it again. Considering that was two houses ago, I figure it's gone for good.
I had similar thoughts about the Bigby's hand spell with an alternative "Bigby's finger". Like the original there were a series of versions with differing effects. All versions ignore clothing and AC, but target saves vs spell. No damage is done but target must take a willpower test or be distracted, increasing difficulty of test depending on version used. Bigby's caressing finger. Light stroking or tickling. Bigby's pinching finger. Nipple tweaking and bottom pinching. Bigby's intruding finger. Vaginal or anal entry. Bigby's thrusting finger. Repeated forceful vaginal or anal entry.
Sexualised shadow magic: Chains of shadow: exactly what it says on the tin, mentally controlled chain of... shadow. Shadow vision: see through any shadow. Difficult to find the exact right angle, and doesn't work in well-lit areas (for obvious reasons) but a boon for voyeurs.
Come to think of it, the command spell would work as well. You can make them do anything provided you can instruct them to do so in one word. Command: Strip Command: Fuck Command: Titillate?
