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  1. vyksin
    vyksin
    Moving into my third episode of my Costumed Chaos series: New Year's Extravaganza!! Its been fun and I'm really excited for the following!
  2. AlexandraS90
    AlexandraS90
    I'm a fucking KILLER!
  3. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    The phrase 'You know what else in massive?' went from 'Mike Hawk' to 'low taper fade' within the span of a year. That is absolutely crazy.
    1. AlexandraS90
      AlexandraS90
      Really living up to the old username, there.
      Jan 5, 2025
    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Says the guys yapping about murder to strangers online.
      Although, we can join hands in the shared fact that neither of us are telling the truth about ourselves :>
      Jan 6, 2025
  4. AlexandraS90
    AlexandraS90
    I'm a killer.
    1. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Please shut up. No one asked. You know why? Because no one cares. You don't sound like the active-duty cop you seem to take pride in being. You sound like an edgy emo teenage boy who's so desperate for attention he fakes being a 'cool badass manly man' to get brownie points wherever he can.
      Jan 5, 2025
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    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      And if you really are a killer or a traumatized cop, why are you telling US? This is an erotic literature site, not your therapist's office or a confessional booth. If you really want to get something off your chest, actually say something. No cryptic hints or random statements.
      Jan 5, 2025
    3. majus
      majus
      You keep saying that. I don't think it means what you think it means.
      Jan 5, 2025
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  5. OccasionalReader
    OccasionalReader
    as for why I haven't posted anything to the main site since christmas, i have travel in *checks watch* 28 hours
    1. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      If work: good luck! If play: enjoy!
      Jan 5, 2025
  6. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    From a cosmic standpoint, New years is fucking stupid, but if you feel absolutely no joy from the New year's fireworks, you are dead to me.
    1. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      in other words, HAPPY NEW YEARS!
      Jan 1, 2025
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  7. Remin
    Remin
    Shout out to Majus and Tjf for carrying RPG section on the forums. Cheers!
    1. chris_brown and majus like this.
    2. majus
      majus
      Thanks!
      If everything goes well, we shall continue our RP section work!
      Jan 9, 2025
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  8. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    I can't imagine a single scenario where knowing what an adverb is would make meaningful difference and that's extremely funny to me.
    1. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      Meaningfully*
      Dec 30, 2024
    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I spent a solid 5 minutes trying to figure out how to make 'meaningfully' fit better before realizing that the joke is that 'meaningfully' is an adverb. In case someone didn't realize, I do NOT know what an adverb is. I don't intend to learn either, so don't tell me.
      Dec 30, 2024
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    3. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      Wasted someone's time with a really lame joke: mission accomplished! ;)
      Dec 31, 2024
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  10. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    Anyone else oscillate between Light Yagami and blue pikmin on a regular basis?
    1. Remin
      Remin
      I feel the vibe and yet have no clue what you mean. xD
      Dec 31, 2024
    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      That means you're currently closer to the Pikmin side; a Pikmin need know nothing but the whistle and the vibes.
      Dec 31, 2024
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  11. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    Why are pokemon rom hacks always made to rig things for the ai like 50x over? Rigging rng is the wrong kind of hard.
    1. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Do they do that? Pokemon does have enough rng checks that you could fail enough for it to feel like that. Especially a rom hack that might reduce chances or add new moves/mechanics with thier own randomness. Actually rigging chances, however, is pretty scumbag, yeah.
      Dec 20, 2024
    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Actually, I'm pretty sure that some streamer (Smallant?) beat one of the base games modded to rig every single chance in the NPC's favor. Maybe the rom hackers are just getting desperate? The only other options are just competive tournament setups and bullshit stat buffs, and even then, Pokemon fans always find a way...
      Dec 20, 2024
    3. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Yeah, no. Double criticals, the ai reading your inputs and switching on it’s turn immediately from its declared move, full five turn sleep, landing an 10% freeze chance on the first hit, among other things.
      Dec 20, 2024
  12. Trisha Lynn
    Trisha Lynn
    I think I might like being a vampire.
    1. chris_brown likes this.
    2. JohnTitor45
      JohnTitor45
      That's why you haven't aged in my own time.
      Dec 18, 2024
    3. majus
      majus
      You are 'bitting' into the role :D
      Dec 19, 2024
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  13. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    Santa Claus beats Goku any time during the month of December (plus or minus 3 days), but only during that specific timeframe.
  14. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    "My Isekai Life: I Gained a Second Character Class and Became the Strongest Sage in the World!" .....what's the plot though?
    1. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      That's a thought. A thought isn't the same as a plot.
      Dec 17, 2024
    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I'm confused. The plot is "OOooOoOOo I discovered how to do X (in this case, be a second character class) and am now busted OooOoOo".
      Usually implies a subplot about obliterating the generic mega-evil demon lord and also a harem of various achetypes, as per the genre.
      Yet another mid anime content-farm esque isekai.
      Dec 17, 2024
  15. AlexandraS90
    AlexandraS90
    I'm a KILLER!
    1. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Did you kill the guy who asked? Because I couldn't find them.
      Dec 16, 2024
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    2. majus
      majus
      You keep saying that... why?
      Dec 16, 2024
  16. Tjf
    Tjf
    I like women, and I like dicks. You'd think, logically, that I'd be into futa, but it does nothing for me. Sexuality is weird.
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    3. OccasionalReader
      OccasionalReader
      I pretty much just avoid that category altogether, although every once in a while something sticks out to me
      Dec 15, 2024
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    4. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      It's just a roll of quarters I swear!
      Dec 16, 2024
    5. Remin
      Remin
      Hey. I can get ridiculously pedantic about my tastes in rough sex as well. Kinks don't have to follow any rhyme or reason.

      What about women with PLASTIC dicks tho? :thinking:
      Dec 16, 2024
  17. OccasionalReader
    OccasionalReader
    (sorry, no other place to really rant). People on Facebook are blanket sexualizing intersex people. I am not a sex object by mere existence.
    1. Tjf, huginn and DeviantChalice like this.
    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      One of the most important skills required to navigate the digital landscape is the ability to say "Your opinion is meaningless." That sounds like a joke/unhealthy coping mechanism, but Richard on Facebook's crusty, musty asscheeks are not worth seething over. Let the old people have their last ancient, decomposing, fossilzed remnants of a thought. You will outlast both by more years than they can still count to.
      Dec 15, 2024
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  18. Zeebop
    Zeebop
    DOOMED is going okay, and even if it didn't get another like I'd have work to do on it well into next year.
    1. Zeebop
      Zeebop
      That being said, been thinking about a game-mode story I've been putting off. Might try to balance the load in January.
      Dec 14, 2024
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  19. OccasionalReader
    OccasionalReader
    I love how we're just all carrying on a full blown conversation on Thorn_'s isekai rant profile post
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  20. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    Can you feel the Christmas Spirit coming inside of you yet? I sure can :D
    1. OccasionalReader
      OccasionalReader
      And now I want to write a Santa Claus erotica lol
      Dec 13, 2024