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  1. Zeebop
    Zeebop
    The greatest fantasy in my Tolkienpunk epic is someone under fifty owning their own home.
  2. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    Is it still insider trading if They answer your riddles three beforehand? Asking for a friend.
  3. AlexandraS90
    AlexandraS90
    Every girl has that guy she will never stop loving & Every guy has that one girl he will never stop fighting for.
    1. Regin34 and majus like this.
  4. Zeebop
    Zeebop
    Plot chapter, sex chapter. Sexy plot chapter. Unsexy plot chapter. Plotty sex chapter?
    1. MichaelChaseLit, Remin and huginn like this.
    2. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      Chappy sex plotter. Plappy sex chat. Ex-chap splatter. Blotted Czech sap!
      Mar 6, 2025
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  5. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    Being the Sorting Hat is either laughably easy or would be one of the most difficult jobs you could have in the whole world of Harry Potter.
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    2. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      I don't know if there's any lore, but what do you think it does to a a 12 year old kid if an authority figure that is widely portrayed as infallible tells them they're Slytherin (ie. evil) and then force them to only hang out with all the other kids who've been told they're evil? I can hardly think of a better method of creating turning a quarter of your students into the in-universe equivalent of the SS!
      Mar 5, 2025
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    3. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      @TheLowKing I'm not quite that invested into Harry Potter lore, but wasn't/isn't Slytherin more of 'mischevious pranksters' rather then evil? At least until Tom Riddle/Voldemort/You-Know-Who said "It's Voldemorting time" and Voldemorted all over the place. I feel like at some point we got about half of Slytherin explicitly hate the 'evil' label.
      Mar 5, 2025
    4. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Also, wouldn't the Sorting Hat be WAY older then anything we see in the books (not including spin-offs and historical lore flashbacks). I feel like the thing's kinda necessary for the 4-house system to work. If it's not as old as Hogwarts, then it probably would have been one of the first Dumbledore did as Headmaster.
      Mar 5, 2025
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  6. Zeebop
    Zeebop
    Look sometimes I just have the urge to write a big-tittied orc fingering her girlfriend on the toilet until she pees. Don't judge me.
    1. huginn, Tjf, Remin and 1 other person like this.
    2. Gambio
      Gambio
      You have Marcie's attention
      Feb 28, 2025
      Zeebop and GyroscopicGraphite like this.
    3. Zeebop
      Zeebop
      @Gambio Maybe when it hits 20 or 30 chapters deep I'll put it up for review.
      Feb 28, 2025
  7. Gambio
    Gambio
    Today I learned that gormless is a lot less offensive then I always assumed. Disappointing
    1. Remin and Zeebop like this.
    2. Zeebop
      Zeebop
      Very gormful of you.
      Feb 27, 2025
    3. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I'm not gormed enough to get it, can someone gorm me up on the gorle (gorm lore)?
      Feb 28, 2025
    4. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      This is gormed up!
      Mar 1, 2025
  8. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    Just saw someone refer to swinging-coin hypnosis as 'analog hypnosis' and am forever changed.
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    3. raziel83
      raziel83
      A CIA agent gets involved in the competition, but all he does is drop LSD into everyone's drinks (including his own) and then watches people go crazy.
      Feb 27, 2025
    4. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      No no, there'd be several agents, and they'd all be taking notes.
      Also, you want to drug no more than 50% of the people there because then you get to see all the possible combinations of drugged hypnotists, undrugged hypnotists, drugged victims, and undrugged victims.
      Feb 28, 2025
    5. raziel83
      raziel83
      CIA is not that competent. Especially not during their LSD era.
      Feb 28, 2025
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  9. MichaelChaseLit
    MichaelChaseLit
    One thing that confuses me is my chapters’ views; like, they go from, say, 200~ to 150~ to 200~ to 150~ etc etc… who is skipping?! So weird!
    1. TheLowKing likes this.
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    3. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      That's what changed a TON between my first story branch (the mid one), the one I made pre 3-month-break (long story, I'll lore drop eventually) and the ones that came after (the two I consider actually well-made); clickbait. I built those early chapters around catching people's attention and giving them what they want (sex) as fast as possible. Now I try to make a real story :)
      Feb 21, 2025
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    4. MichaelChaseLit
      MichaelChaseLit
      I usually name my chapters whatever first comes to mind; sometimes that’s a rambling sentence, sometimes it’s a pun. 99% of the time it’s comedic in nature
      Feb 22, 2025
    5. gene.sis
      gene.sis
      There are several reasons why the numbers might go up and down. E.g. hub chapters (loops), branching points, links from other sites, publishing multiple chapters at once, ...
      Feb 22, 2025
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  10. Remin
    Remin
    Ah! The issue with being bi is now you have twice as many choices to have analysis paralysis over! Bully male cutie or female cutie??
    1. GyroscopicGraphite and raziel83 like this.
  11. AlexandraS90
    AlexandraS90
    I'm a killer! I'm a killer! I'm a killer! I'm a killer! I'm a killer! I'm a killer! I'm a killer! I'm a killer! I'm a killer! I'm a killer!
    1. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I'm afraid I am going to have to start speaking to you like an Instagram Reel user if you do not cease this babbling.
      Feb 18, 2025
  12. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    Free Use is boring. Sorry to say it.
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    3. Zeebop
      Zeebop
      @Thorn_ For some folks, the appeal is embracing that lack of control, for others it is the tension and emotional upset at that very loss of control. There is definitely a different dynamic if, say, a woman is sentenced to free-use duty and her neighbors and coworkers take advantage of that than if she willingly climbs into a free-use booth to let anonymous people use her for their pleasure.
      Feb 18, 2025
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    4. Zeebop
      Zeebop
      You can still have forbidden sex (within reason) - what if a son/daughter/an in-law etc. takes advantage of the free-use situation? - but it's largely about the emotional investment of the people involved.
      Feb 18, 2025
    5. raziel83
      raziel83
      I find it odd that someone thinks sex would be boring if it wasn't "forbidden." But I guess we just think differently.
      Feb 19, 2025
  13. Tjf
    Tjf
    "kissed and nibbled at the nape of her neck" You ever look at your own writing and wonder what the hell you were on when you wrote it?
    1. majus and Remin like this.
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    3. Tjf
      Tjf
      The issue I had was the redundancy. And the alliteration. Alliteration is never sexy.
      Feb 18, 2025
    4. majus
      majus
      Maybe you were not thinking with your head? :)
      Out of curiosity, how would you write it now?
      Feb 18, 2025
    5. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Trust me, someone somewhere somehow has an alliteration fetish. Also, sometimes eloquence adds to sex. Usually it's forcibly removing the eloquence via toe-curling orgasms that's hot, but the fancy vocabulary has some merit in and of itself.

      Also, I didn't notice until you mentioned it.
      Feb 18, 2025
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  14. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    I've been sick the last couple days :(
    1. majus
      majus
      Ah... that sucks. Get well soon!
      Feb 18, 2025
  15. SneedFeednSeed
    SneedFeednSeed
    I used my psychic powers to save chyoa. You're welcome everyone. I singlehandedly saved you all. Again.
    1. Remin likes this.
  16. Friedman
    Friedman
    We're back online! CHYOA is up and running again. If you notice anything that isn’t working as intended, please let me know.
  17. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    I'm so sick of these old gay dudes trying to fool themselves into thinking they're not gay.
    1. SneedFeednSeed likes this.
  18. Friedman
    Friedman
    I think we'll be back in 2-3 hours. Sorry guys!
    1. Zinner likes this.
    2. Panty smasher
      Panty smasher
      Okay. My settings are clearly messed up because this says today at 5:58 p.m.

      But For me currently it's 3:20. P.m..
      Feb 14, 2025
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  19. Friedman
    Friedman
    We'll be back as soon as possible.
    1. vyksin
      vyksin
      Server issues are always annoying
      Feb 14, 2025
      Friedman likes this.
    2. Remin
      Remin
      Wew. Thankfully it's just the server.
      Feb 14, 2025
  20. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    Feels like microsoft likes deleting passwords from time to time just for the hell of it.