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  1. TheLowKing
    TheLowKing
    All story synopsis...es? ae? should end with "Hijinks ensue!"
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    3. raziel83
      raziel83
      No wait, "hijinks *resume!*" sounds much better.
      May 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
    4. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      "Hijinks: advance!"
      May 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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    5. raziel83
      raziel83
      "OH SHIT! WE FUCKED UP! HIJINKS: RETREAT!!!!"
      May 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
  2. merkros
    merkros
    Surprise. I'm still alive.
    1. Regin34 likes this.
    2. raziel83
      raziel83
      I shall reprimand my ninja assassin team for this failure.
      May 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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    3. Remin
      Remin
      May 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
  3. Remin
    Remin
    I find your lack of GRIP disappointing.
    1. Zeebop
      Zeebop
      And when it came out, it went, drip-drip-drip
      I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe kung-fu grip
      May 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
  4. Zeebop
    Zeebop
    "Your creampie lacks emotion. Intensity. Where is the love?"
    1. Remin, Tjf and GyroscopicGraphite like this.
    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      "I have given all I have to give! Tell me then, what is love?!"
      May 1, 2025
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  5. Trisha Lynn
    Trisha Lynn
    There is nothing quite like two Daddy Vampires fighting over you to start your day.
    1. raziel83, Remin, Tjf and 1 other person like this.
    2. Tjf
      Tjf
      Living the dream
      May 4, 2025
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    3. raziel83
      raziel83
      Normally the best thing to do would be to suggest they double penetrate you. But don't vampires already do that what with two sharp fangs? Also, getting sucked off by two people ceases to be sexy when they are just sucking your blood.
      May 5, 2025
    4. Trisha Lynn
      Trisha Lynn
      So much penetration.
      May 5, 2025
  6. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    Results in. Yet again, the "cry more' crowd is bitching about how offended they are which sort of proves what I said yesterday.
    1. Trisha Lynn likes this.
    2. raziel83
      raziel83
      From "Empathy is a sin and weakness that must be eradicated" to "why is everyone being so mean TO MEEEEEEEEEE!!?!!" in less than 60 seconds.
      May 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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  7. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    It's always the "people are too offended" guys that bitch and whine about having their feelings hurt more than anyone else I know.
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    2. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      If your "values" are that you should be allowed to be an asshole to other people, but if they don't call you cool, then there needs to be a new special rule so people can't say mean words back to you, it's sure as hell not because you're secretly some kind of ultra tough badass.
      Apr 28, 2025
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  9. Zeebop
    Zeebop
    7,999
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    2. Gambio
      Gambio
      There really should be an award for 10k chapters
      Apr 22, 2025
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  10. TheLowKing
    TheLowKing
    Hot damn, submitted a new story! Should be out of review later today. Psyched!
    1. raziel83 and MidbossMan like this.
    2. MidbossMan
      MidbossMan
      Grats! Mmmm that new story smell
      Apr 22, 2025
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  11. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    On the way back after visiting relatives. Pretty awful.
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    2. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      Don't worry, it'll be Thanksgiving or Christmas before you know it, and you'll be able to talk to all of them again!

      That's what you meant, right?

      Right?
      Apr 22, 2025
  12. Tjf
    Tjf
    Should have time for some posts later tonight. :)
  13. Zeebop
    Zeebop
    The writing is not going well.
    1. raziel83
      raziel83
      What kind of issues do you have?
      Apr 19, 2025
    2. Zeebop
      Zeebop
      @raziel83 Been busy at work, not a lot of sleep, falling behind on DOOMED and really behind on Pipe-weed Dreams.
      Apr 19, 2025
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  14. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    Why is it always the most unfuckable men who always think they are somehow secretly the most desirable for their sheer lack of good traits?
  15. MichaelChaseLit
    MichaelChaseLit
    For some reason finding it hard to write my main story, but I had a blast starting on the Story Competition! Very excited to write more!!
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    3. Gambio
      Gambio
      I view the act of writing as more important then what you write. So yes, it can be easy to get hung up on a particular story and just get stuck.

      This is also why I recommend to not start publishing until you have written a clear path to the ending to avoid that exact issue. But then again that's an advice I don't always heed myself lol
      Apr 15, 2025
    4. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      On the other hand, the pressure of needing to release on the regular can help keep you going.

      ...Or it may turn your hobby into a chore.

      I've done both: finish first then publish, or publish chapter-by-chapter as you go (while keeping a small buffer for unexpected setbacks). YMMV!
      Apr 16, 2025
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    5. MidbossMan
      MidbossMan
      I'm glad you're writing for the story contest! I found doing mine ungunked me a bit and I'm back to work on one of my games. Hope it does the same, ungunking you when you finish!
      Apr 16, 2025
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  16. TheLowKing
    TheLowKing
    TIRealized: only 944 of the 26080 stories on the site have more than 50 chapters.
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    3. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      As for the Wicker situation... there's a lot I wanna say there, but as far as objective facts go, Wicker runs the Image Inspiration story, which has a very simple formula of "[image > short chapter > image] repeat_forever"
      He also seems to be very involved in the celebrity deepfake section of the site, which takes up a good chunk of stories.
      Apr 15, 2025
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    4. MichaelChaseLit
      MichaelChaseLit
      Holy, that’s pretty wild! I always find it sad to start stories and find they’re unfinished (which happens a looot lol). It makes a lot more sense now that I see it laid out in your post. Kinda wish the adopt-a-story program was more popular, because that could cure this problem a lot, yes?
      Apr 15, 2025
    5. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      For me personally, starting a new story is where most of the fun is. I've tried to write sequels or endings to other people's stories, and I've never succeeded. What I have a shortage of is not ideas; it's time to turn those ideas into fully fledged stories.

      And I assume that's true for most writers! Otherwise, we wouldn't have so many unfinished stories.
      Apr 16, 2025
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  17. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    Feels like the top rated stories are always kind of the most generically boring. Guess it makes sense in a way.
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  18. Gambio
    Gambio
    Things about the English Language I wished I knew earlier: Cum can be used as substitute for /
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    3. Gambio
      Gambio
      Instead of "We went to a Bedroom/Study" you can write "We went to a Bedroom cum Study"

      Which is infinitely superior
      Apr 10, 2025
    4. Gambio
      Gambio
      He was a mage cum warrior

      The sight instilled me with terror cum desperation

      The applications are endless, really
      Apr 10, 2025
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    5. HeirAscendant
      HeirAscendant
      Tis truly the most misfortuned of Latin loanwords.
      Apr 14, 2025
  19. Gambio
    Gambio
    Can we increase the character limits here? I wouldn't mind if it cuts them off, sometimes you just want to write a bit more and its very ann
    1. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      Oddly, comments can be longer than the original post: 420 (lolroflmalo etc) vs. 140 characters.

      On second thought, there's something to be said for that: commen's don't show up on the front page, so they don't cause clutter.
      Apr 7, 2025
  20. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    I'm sick of hearing how I need to empathize and have sympathy for people who have no intention of doing the same for anyone but themselves.
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