...But unfortunately the story I've been working on is not suitable for CHYOA. So it goes. I have other ideas, though, so still hoping I'll manage to put at least 1 proper CHYOA story together this year. But no promises.
Don’t really feel “back”, but glad to know I’m not completely dead in the water. Hopefully I can get back to writing consistently!
2. Playing Bee Swarm Simulator on Roblox dot fucking com. Don't tell me your opinion on a taxpaying citizen playing Roblox, I've heard it before.
3. Typing this nonsense out instead of NOT ousting myself out for the world to see (bonus points because this probably should've been a forum post).
Feel bad for my readers… haven’t been able to write a thing as of late. I have ideas, just struggle to put them to the page! Feels bad….
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write erotic content for the hot website, CHYOA...
Have the terrible suspicion my story would be more popular if they kept sex slaves instead of freeing them.
Happy Pi day, authors! Heres all the digits of Pi that I have memorized, to commemerate the occasion; 3.14159265358979323846264338
Every girl has that guy she will never stop loving & Every guy has that one girl he will never stop fighting for.
Being the Sorting Hat is either laughably easy or would be one of the most difficult jobs you could have in the whole world of Harry Potter.
I don't know if there's any lore, but what do you think it does to a a 12 year old kid if an authority figure that is widely portrayed as infallible tells them they're Slytherin (ie. evil) and then force them to only hang out with all the other kids who've been told they're evil? I can hardly think of a better method of creating turning a quarter of your students into the in-universe equivalent of the SS!
@TheLowKing I'm not quite that invested into Harry Potter lore, but wasn't/isn't Slytherin more of 'mischevious pranksters' rather then evil? At least until Tom Riddle/Voldemort/You-Know-Who said "It's Voldemorting time" and Voldemorted all over the place. I feel like at some point we got about half of Slytherin explicitly hate the 'evil' label.
Also, wouldn't the Sorting Hat be WAY older then anything we see in the books (not including spin-offs and historical lore flashbacks). I feel like the thing's kinda necessary for the 4-house system to work. If it's not as old as Hogwarts, then it probably would have been one of the first Dumbledore did as Headmaster.
Look sometimes I just have the urge to write a big-tittied orc fingering her girlfriend on the toilet until she pees. Don't judge me.
A CIA agent gets involved in the competition, but all he does is drop LSD into everyone's drinks (including his own) and then watches people go crazy.
No no, there'd be several agents, and they'd all be taking notes. Also, you want to drug no more than 50% of the people there because then you get to see all the possible combinations of drugged hypnotists, undrugged hypnotists, drugged victims, and undrugged victims.
One thing that confuses me is my chapters’ views; like, they go from, say, 200~ to 150~ to 200~ to 150~ etc etc… who is skipping?! So weird!
That's what changed a TON between my first story branch (the mid one), the one I made pre 3-month-break (long story, I'll lore drop eventually) and the ones that came after (the two I consider actually well-made); clickbait. I built those early chapters around catching people's attention and giving them what they want (sex) as fast as possible. Now I try to make a real story :)
I usually name my chapters whatever first comes to mind; sometimes that’s a rambling sentence, sometimes it’s a pun. 99% of the time it’s comedic in nature
There are several reasons why the numbers might go up and down. E.g. hub chapters (loops), branching points, links from other sites, publishing multiple chapters at once, ...
