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  1. Ozwalt
  2. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    Anyone else oscillate between Light Yagami and blue pikmin on a regular basis?
    1. Remin
      Remin
      I feel the vibe and yet have no clue what you mean. xD
      Dec 31, 2024
    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      That means you're currently closer to the Pikmin side; a Pikmin need know nothing but the whistle and the vibes.
      Dec 31, 2024
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  3. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    Why are pokemon rom hacks always made to rig things for the ai like 50x over? Rigging rng is the wrong kind of hard.
    1. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Do they do that? Pokemon does have enough rng checks that you could fail enough for it to feel like that. Especially a rom hack that might reduce chances or add new moves/mechanics with thier own randomness. Actually rigging chances, however, is pretty scumbag, yeah.
      Dec 20, 2024
    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Actually, I'm pretty sure that some streamer (Smallant?) beat one of the base games modded to rig every single chance in the NPC's favor. Maybe the rom hackers are just getting desperate? The only other options are just competive tournament setups and bullshit stat buffs, and even then, Pokemon fans always find a way...
      Dec 20, 2024
    3. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Yeah, no. Double criticals, the ai reading your inputs and switching on it’s turn immediately from its declared move, full five turn sleep, landing an 10% freeze chance on the first hit, among other things.
      Dec 20, 2024
  4. Trisha Lynn
    Trisha Lynn
    I think I might like being a vampire.
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    2. JohnTitor45
      JohnTitor45
      That's why you haven't aged in my own time.
      Dec 18, 2024
    3. majus
      majus
      You are 'bitting' into the role :D
      Dec 19, 2024
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  5. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    Santa Claus beats Goku any time during the month of December (plus or minus 3 days), but only during that specific timeframe.
  6. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    "My Isekai Life: I Gained a Second Character Class and Became the Strongest Sage in the World!" .....what's the plot though?
    1. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      That's a thought. A thought isn't the same as a plot.
      Dec 17, 2024
    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I'm confused. The plot is "OOooOoOOo I discovered how to do X (in this case, be a second character class) and am now busted OooOoOo".
      Usually implies a subplot about obliterating the generic mega-evil demon lord and also a harem of various achetypes, as per the genre.
      Yet another mid anime content-farm esque isekai.
      Dec 17, 2024
  7. AlexandraS90
    AlexandraS90
    I'm a KILLER!
    1. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Did you kill the guy who asked? Because I couldn't find them.
      Dec 16, 2024
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    2. majus
      majus
      You keep saying that... why?
      Dec 16, 2024
  8. Tjf
    Tjf
    I like women, and I like dicks. You'd think, logically, that I'd be into futa, but it does nothing for me. Sexuality is weird.
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    3. OccasionalReader
      OccasionalReader
      I pretty much just avoid that category altogether, although every once in a while something sticks out to me
      Dec 15, 2024
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    4. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      It's just a roll of quarters I swear!
      Dec 16, 2024
    5. Remin
      Remin
      Hey. I can get ridiculously pedantic about my tastes in rough sex as well. Kinks don't have to follow any rhyme or reason.

      What about women with PLASTIC dicks tho? :thinking:
      Dec 16, 2024
  9. OccasionalReader
    OccasionalReader
    (sorry, no other place to really rant). People on Facebook are blanket sexualizing intersex people. I am not a sex object by mere existence.
    1. Tjf, huginn and DeviantChalice like this.
    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      One of the most important skills required to navigate the digital landscape is the ability to say "Your opinion is meaningless." That sounds like a joke/unhealthy coping mechanism, but Richard on Facebook's crusty, musty asscheeks are not worth seething over. Let the old people have their last ancient, decomposing, fossilzed remnants of a thought. You will outlast both by more years than they can still count to.
      Dec 15, 2024
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  10. Zeebop
    Zeebop
    DOOMED is going okay, and even if it didn't get another like I'd have work to do on it well into next year.
    1. Zeebop
      Zeebop
      That being said, been thinking about a game-mode story I've been putting off. Might try to balance the load in January.
      Dec 14, 2024
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  11. OccasionalReader
    OccasionalReader
    I love how we're just all carrying on a full blown conversation on Thorn_'s isekai rant profile post
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  12. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    Can you feel the Christmas Spirit coming inside of you yet? I sure can :D
    1. OccasionalReader
      OccasionalReader
      And now I want to write a Santa Claus erotica lol
      Dec 13, 2024
  13. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    Name change.
    1. Tjf and majus like this.
    2. majus
      majus
      Congratulations!
      But - if I might ask - why?
      Dec 12, 2024
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    3. Thorn_
      Thorn_
      Just felt I had the old one for so many years, was kind of tired of it, especially the one I made when I was younger. My only problem is I had to take underscores because this was taken otherwise.
      Dec 12, 2024
      Tjf and majus like this.
    4. Tjf
      Tjf
      I like it. I remember all the way back when you were Auraicide.
      Dec 13, 2024
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  14. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    Hate to break it to you, isekais. "Do anything" skills are lame.
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    2. OccasionalReader
      OccasionalReader
      Yep, this is what Ascendance of a Bookworm does particularly well. While Villainess handwaves all those issues by having the protagonist simply largely have amnesia of her past life, and having the hero of Shield Hero be a bit too quick to set aside his cognitive dissonance surrounding slavery,
      Dec 12, 2024
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    3. OccasionalReader
      OccasionalReader
      Bookworm has Myne, despite attempting to conceal the fact that she's from a much more modern world than what she was reincarnated into, have the most trouble hiding her societal ideals. Though she's very clever, her idealism leads her to trouble a number of times.
      Dec 12, 2024
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    4. majus
      majus
      The charm of SI is being inserted into loved franchise and being able to interact with characters (or make harems - but that is other can of worms) and change some events. The cheat skills are to empower the SI ti make changes... but most authors forget, that they already have a cheat skill by being SI - the foreknowledge.
      Dec 14, 2024
  15. GyroscopicGraphite
    GyroscopicGraphite
    ONE OF MY LONGER CHAPTERS IS 984 WORDS AND 5,400 CHARACTERS LONG. THAT FEELS WRONG IN MULTIPLE WAYS.
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    2. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      2/3rds of my chapter. Apparently they straight-up won't grade anything past 700 words. Therefore, my chapter is too long for exam graders from CAMBRIDGE UNIVERSITY. By a wide margin. I pulled up the calculator and my chapter is 40.57% larger than a 10th grade extra-credit special course essay. I would like to stress that I have even MORE chapters that are similar in length. Holy shit.
      Dec 11, 2024
    3. TheLowKing
      TheLowKing
      Sorry to burst your bubble, but 1000 words is not very long for a chapter. :P That's about 3 pages in a average-sized paperback novel.
      Dec 11, 2024
    4. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      Consider the following; I have 2-3 more chapters of similar sizes, plus at least 5 that are likely over 667 words, which comes out to roughly 19 pages. Thats for one (1) storyline.
      I have two other storylines which are probably 10-15 pages each.
      I have finished none of them.
      Therefore, it is only logical to assume that I am, as they say, balling.
      Dec 11, 2024
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  16. AlexandraS90
    AlexandraS90
    DAE think I'm the only cop who can keep this website in line?
    1. Tjf
      Tjf
      Given what this site is like, I think something like a dominatrix would be better suited to that role.
      Dec 10, 2024
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  17. OccasionalReader
    OccasionalReader
    *writes eight thousand words in draft over the course of a week*
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    2. OccasionalReader
      OccasionalReader
      but all of it is still in draft, despite having published about two hundred new words today XD
      Dec 8, 2024
    3. OccasionalReader
      OccasionalReader
      to those who read the first status, I apologize; I mixed up the character counter with the word counter
      Dec 8, 2024
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  18. GamerChick077
    GamerChick077
    Gonna remember to make Gina piss herself at lunch. Also Marcie and Susan make a cute couple.
  19. Thorn_
    Thorn_
    Learning about Gundam history and...this shit is more convoluted than the Syrian War.
    1. Tjf likes this.
    2. Tjf
      Tjf
      I just started watching Gundam for the first time the other day.
      Dec 6, 2024
  20. GamerChick077
    GamerChick077
    Why does the One Punch Man theme play when I'm writing Bunny Boy Breaks His Level Cap?
    1. GyroscopicGraphite
      GyroscopicGraphite
      I think that means he's advancing a little *too* fast, like to the point of toon-force satire bustedness, just like one punch man. Which to be fair, is the goal (I think) so I guess that means its your cue to keep going.
      Dec 6, 2024