Would anyone be up to collab on a story? I feel like it would be fun to take turns writing something for a while.
Fantasy and incest are the main things that I write. (I can drop the incest for this collab if necessary.) I'm not actually sure *what* to write for this, but I'd be happy to brainstorm something once we can narrow down something we both would like to write.
Anything can be a sexual innuendo if you just say it seductivly enough, and I think that's beautiful.
@OccasionalReader It's kind of like a reverse language barrier, in that the intrique and draw of a different language is lost thanks to speaking that language. That being said, pastries and baked goods (and eating in general) seem to be very popular picks for innuendos and pickup lines. Probably something to do with linking food (basic need) to sex (both primal urge and sophisticated practice).
Now that I think about it, it's REALLY common to use food as a pet name. Things like muffin, cupcake, cake (as in ass), honey, sweetie, et cetera, et cetera. Certain foods like strawberries tend to get thrown in there too, so referring to your partner as a strawberry shortcake or an apple pie is actually more common and more complementary than you'd think.
@GyroscopicGraphite And then me over here with the pet name moon for my wife and she with princess for me lol. I guess I'm not like other girls? jk, princess is a pretty common pet name
"Oh, Protag-sama! Your dick is so big! How are you so handsome and such a genius at the same time?" -reviewer about Iskeai anime
It's a classic, as cringe/corny it always is. Sometimes we like to imagine ourselves with giant shlongs, a pretty face, and an IQ above the boiling point of gallium, and that's simply that.
I mean yes, a lot of it is trashy, but that's not the same as actually bad. Really, I think it makes more sense for people wanting to see themselves as successful than just a total fucking loser but hot women loving them and giving a standing ovation just for showering that morning, though most tend to fall into one of the two, and there's definitely ones done better than others with either.
"And you're sooo strong, even though your days consist entirely of vegging out watching anime and playing MMORPGs!"
Today’s chapter is… basically just a sex scene. But oh gosh I think it might be one of the best things I’ve ever written!
*creates a new character and immediately begins obsessing over her* (this is like the tenth time this has happened)
*accidentally presses the enter key while working on variables to set everything up* "Your chapter has been published"
Same thing happens when you accidentally try to enter tags in the "follow-up question" text box. Very annoying. :P
Literal moments ago, I found out there IS a gender neutral term for a niece/nephew and it's nibling. Nibling. One of the best words to date.
Oof; try excedrin? Might be a bit strong for a headache, and you'll want to have some food with it but worth a shot; probably a bit late now but worth remembering for next time.
Wrote a scene by the sea-shore for Questing Heroines, and showed great restraint by not titling it “sex on the beach” tbh
@TheLowKing I mean it's mostly a humorous joke that women should find humor in when reading due to real life clothes - I know I would (then again, I specifically seek out dresses with pockets: half of mine have them)
Not to get political, but are we the only timeline where 9/11 might actually be an inside job AND Trump was confirmed to be a pedophile?
"If we released it, we could get in a lot of trouble. Wait until we edit it first." It's not ambigous.
@Thorn_ I think pretty much every single sentient creature with access to the news knows that at least 2/3rds of Congress were on the island at some point. (un)Coincidentally, the first set of files they dropped a few years ago had Donald Trump on the flight logs. Those we're pretty sure are already edited. And now they're saying they don't exist (and got sloppy about faking everything (are we serious?)).
Because I’m dumb, I’ve managed to publish all the current chapters for my next story. So good news, should be a bunch to read soon!
Long long crappy day. Going to curl up with some bingeable tv, write about witches and fishmen and just space out.
Okay, apparently Trump becoming president hit me way harder than I thought it would. The instant Trump signed that executive order (1/3?)
It must be dreadful, I’m so sorry you’re going through it! Hope there’s good people around you to help <3
@Elfie ya, my wife is who I keep on keeping on for, and I'm part of an intersex support group that I attend meetings of. Thankfully I'm able to start writing again though lol
beat the URA. Anyone who wants to add friends can dm me to. Friend also has a club to invitep oeple too
