Follow other authors [For readers]
Lemming - Follow 100 authors.
Gather your own followers [For authors]
Two is company, three's a crowd - 3 people are following you.
Now it's really getting crowded - 50 people are following you. Do you know these people at all?
Chyoa's rising star - 100 people are following you.
Contribute to different stories that are not your own [For authors]
Unfaithful? - Contribute one or more chapters to 50 different stories of other authors. But don't neglect your own stories!
You participate in every story there is - Contribute one or more chapters to 100 different stories of other authors.
Focused contribution on a single story that is not your own. [For authors]
Majority shareholder - Contribute 50 chapters to a single story of another author.
Silent owner - Contribute 100 chapters to a single story of another author.
Comment on chapters [For readers]
You risk being marked as spam - Post 100 comments
Like / thumbs up [For readers]
Almost There! - You liked 500 chapters. Is there something that you don't like?
Climax! - You liked 1000 chapters. You really do like everything.
Add to "abandoned" stories [For authors]
Lord of the dead - Contribute a chapter to 25 different stories that were not updated for more than a year.
Favorites [For readers]
Wild Sex-Party - Mark 50 stories as favorite.
All the Chapters listed above I think are iffy somehow: some of them seem to insult the user, others I think could just be named better, and a few I question if we should have them at all. Additionally ALL these awards that don't have it yet need one of those little catchy quotes that the current awards have, such as "
Can't Stop! - You've published 100 chapters.
I hope this took you more than a day!"
In order here are my specific concerns with each one and recommendations for what to do about them:
Lemming - Follow 100 authors.
Issues: Insults the user, could lead to notification overload.
Recommendation: Eliminate Entirely.
Two is company, three's a crowd - 3 people are following you.
Now it's really getting crowded - 50 people are following you. Do you know these people at all?
Chyoa's rising star - 100 people are following you.
Two is company, three's a crowd - 3 people are following you.
Issue: Potentially insults the people following you.
Recommendation: Change to "Three Amigos - 3 people are following you. Seems you have made a few freinds, keep up the quality to attract more followers!"
Now it's really getting crowded - 50 people are following you. Do you know these people at all?
Issue: Again, potentially insults the people following you.
Recommendation: Change to "House Party! - 50 people are following you. There's a party going on right here!"
Chyoa's rising star - 100 people are following you.
Issue: Seems Awkwardly worded, and implies that only one person can have the award...
Recommendations: Change to either:
"Rising Star - 100 people are following you. You must be a very skilled author to have attracted this much attention."
OR
"Entourage - 100 people are following you. If we had a walk of fame you'd have a star!"
Unfaithful? - Contribute one or more chapters to 50 different stories of other authors. But don't neglect your own stories!
Issue: Again, potentially insults the user.
Recommendation: Change name to "Extensive Contributions"
You participate in every story there is - Contribute one or more chapters to 100 different stories of other authors.
Issue: Name is highly inaccurate, and too long as well.
Recommendation: Change to "Prolific Contributor - Contribute one or more chapters to 100 different stories of other authors. You are a heroic asset for the diversity of this site!"
Majority shareholder - Contribute 50 chapters to a single story of another author.
Issue: Again, highly inaccurate: it is quite possible to do this without having any kind of influence other than being a prolific writer.
Recommendation: Change to "Junior Partner - Contribute 50 chapters to a single story of another author. You're going places with this story!"
Silent owner - Contribute 100 chapters to a single story of another author.
Issue: Yet again, highly inaccurate.
Recommendation: Change to "Senior Partner - Contribute 100 chapters to a single story of another author. What percentage of this story is yours?"
You risk being marked as spam - Post 100 comments
Issue: Yet again, highly inaccurate: and also, again, potentially insulting to the user as well.
Recommendation: Change to "Talk Show Host - Post 100 comments. How are your ratings?"
Almost There! - You liked 500 chapters. Is there something that you don't like?
Issue: The issue here is strictly with the flavor text, it is, yet again, highly inaccurate: and also, again, potentially insulting to the user as well.
Recommendation: Change flavor text to "You sure like a lot of stuff!"
Climax! - You liked 1000 chapters. You really do like everything.
Issue: Round two: the issue here is strictly with the flavor text, it is, yet again, highly inaccurate: and also, again, potentially insulting to the user as well.
Recommendation: Change flavor text to "What's not to like?"
Lord of the dead - Contribute a chapter to 25 different stories that were not updated for more than a year.
Issue: Name could use work, in my opinion.
Recommendations: Change to:
"Lord of the Flies - Contribute a chapter to 25 different stories that were not updated for more than a year. "The thing is - fear can't hurt you any more than a dream.""
OR
"Litch - Contribute a chapter to 25 different stories that were not updated for more than a year. "That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in strange eons even death may die.""
Wild Sex-Party - Mark 50 stories as favorite.
Issue: Favoring this many stories could lead to notification overload.
Recommendation: Eliminate Entirely.
I hope these ideas will be helpful, and encourage dingdongs and everyone else to comment upon them.