Gambio

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Geez, I think my grammar has gotten pretty good! My proofreader: Are you sure about that? May 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM

Gambio was last seen:: May 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM

1. Gambio
  Geez, I think my grammar has gotten pretty good! My proofreader: Are you sure about that?
  
  May 22, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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  2. raziel83
    You have a proofreader? Such luxury! I just makw my typos and live with the shame.
    
    May 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
    
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  3. Gambio
    It was definitely an experience when my chapter good an entire page worth of notes XD
    
    May 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
2. Gambio
  Things about the English Language I wished I knew earlier: Cum can be used as substitute for /
  
  Apr 10, 2025
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  3. Gambio
    Instead of "We went to a Bedroom/Study" you can write "We went to a Bedroom cum Study"
    
    Which is infinitely superior
    
    Apr 10, 2025
    
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  4. Gambio
    He was a mage cum warrior
    
    The sight instilled me with terror cum desperation
    
    The applications are endless, really
    
    Apr 10, 2025
    
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  5. HeirAscendant
    Tis truly the most misfortuned of Latin loanwords.
    
    Apr 14, 2025
3. Gambio
  Can we increase the character limits here? I wouldn't mind if it cuts them off, sometimes you just want to write a bit more and its very ann
  
  Apr 6, 2025
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  2. TheLowKing
    Oddly, comments can be longer than the original post: 420 (lolroflmalo etc) vs. 140 characters.
    
    On second thought, there's something to be said for that: commen's don't show up on the front page, so they don't cause clutter.
    
    Apr 7, 2025
4. Gambio
  Today I learned that gormless is a lot less offensive then I always assumed. Disappointing
  
  Feb 27, 2025
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  2. Zeebop
    Very gormful of you.
    
    Feb 27, 2025
  3. GyroscopicGraphite
    I'm not gormed enough to get it, can someone gorm me up on the gorle (gorm lore)?
    
    Feb 28, 2025
  4. TheLowKing
    This is gormed up!
    
    Mar 1, 2025
5. Gambio
  "Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind" *chuckles* I'm in danger!
  
  Feb 5, 2025
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  2. Remin
    Gina save us!!
    
    Feb 5, 2025
  3. GyroscopicGraphite
    Wait so what does 6 exclamation marks make you? What about 7 or 8?? And where does 3 and 4 put you???
    What about question marks???? What if you use both?????!!!!! It is different if you alternate?!?!?!?!?!?!
    
    Feb 6, 2025
  4. raziel83
    The 5 exclamation marks thing is a quote from a Terry Pratchett novel. I think he referenced it later in other books as well by specifically having insane characters use 5 exclamation marks in their writing or speech.
    
    Feb 7, 2025
6. Gambio
  click on one "exotic" video on youtube and your whole feed gets filled up with that crap. Good Lord.
  
  Oct 22, 2024
  2. Zeebop
    You can remove the video from your history.
    
    Oct 22, 2024
    
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  3. Gambio
    That's probably a better solution then just aggressively blocking every channel lol
    
    Oct 23, 2024
7. Gambio
  using google's RNG and I swear the bloody thing is mocking me, just ended up getting 11,12,13 in that order out of a D31
  
  Jul 4, 2024
  2. Remin
    Looks like google decided that you are fucked xddd
    
    Jul 9, 2024
  3. Gambio
    the swings I'm having with "clothes for likes" are insane, I'm constantly switching between "Cherry is obviously doomed" to "holy cow, she might actually pull through"
    
    Jul 9, 2024
8. Gambio
  checking out some of my old Marcie and Gina reviews and holy fuck a lot of authors are gone. Stop vanishing, you cowards!
  
  Jun 6, 2024
  2. Remin
    Can't take a spanking like good girls/boys. SMH!
    
    Jun 7, 2024
    
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  3. Gambio
    I do hope this wasn't Marcie and Gina's fault lol
    
    Jun 7, 2024
  4. Alibara
    I'll submit one when I'm good and ready. I just gotta do another ten chapters first.
    
    Jun 8, 2024
9. Gambio
  oh hey, I got the 1000 chapter award. I'm not sure that's a good thing
  
  Oct 4, 2023
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  2. Zeebop
    It could be worse.
    
    Oct 4, 2023
    
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10. Gambio
  Uh! 14 new Notifications! ...There all fucking bookmarks
  
  Aug 18, 2023
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  2. TheLowKing
    Luxury problem. :P
    
    Aug 19, 2023
    
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  3. Gambio
    I knooow.
    I really need to get over my irrational hatred of them.
    
    Aug 19, 2023
    
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11. Gambio
  today I learned: One of the most highly regarded american authors didn't believe in quotation marks.
  
  Jul 20, 2023
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  2. Tjf
    Cormac McCarthy?
    
    Jul 20, 2023
    
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  3. Gambio
    Yep. Tried to get into Blood Meridian but just couldn't. It's a rough read.
    
    Jul 20, 2023
    
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  4. GamerChick077
    Surely he must have seen quotation marks used before. How could he believe they don't exist?
    
    Jul 21, 2023
12. Gambio
  "Oh right, she is supposed to wear a hat!" Me reading one of my older chapters
  
  Jun 15, 2023
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  3. Zeebop
    For anyone morbidly curious, this is the side-branch: https://chyoa.com/chapter/Wait%2C-What-Did-Happen-To-Lois-Lane%27s-Cock.1066411
    
    Jun 16, 2023
  4. TheLowKing
    Congratulations, your character now has a magic hat that appears only in socially appropriate contexts! Buy the rest of the set for just 70 gold pieces!
    *2 hours pass*
    ...Oh dear, it's a little buggy.
    
    Jun 17, 2023
    
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  5. Gambio
    that's actually a lot more contextually appropriate then you might realized, even down to the pricing lol
    
    Jun 17, 2023
    
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13. Gambio
  Is the opposite of a backhanded compliment a frontlegged insult?
  
  May 7, 2023
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  2. insertnamehere
    Frontfooted, which isn't really an established English word, but has seen use to mean something like "proactive", as in putting one foot in front of the other and moving forward.
    
    May 8, 2023
    
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  3. majus
    No. Opposite of backhand would be straightforward. So it would be straightforward insult. Or: in your face, frontal, face-smacked, headbutt insult.
    
    'Frontlegged' made me laugh :)
    
    May 9, 2023
14. Gambio
  I could use my creative time to finally write this one vital chapter I delayed for so long. Or I could write gay nose porn
  
  Apr 12, 2023
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  2. majus
    Chapters require work. And when you omit them, they tend to hang over your head, tormenting you...
    
    How many porns will we write, before we realise, that we will never write this one chapter!?
    
    May 9, 2023
    
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  3. Gambio
    Haha, that sums it up pretty much.
    
    On the plus side, the gay nose porn chapter is just about to be released.
    
    May 9, 2023
    
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15. Gambio
  mfw you get more bookmarks then likes on a chapter
  
  Apr 5, 2023
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  3. Gambio
    I do get plenty of favorites, but bookmarks are mostly for the latest chapter, so they get notified when a new chapter launches
    
    My newest currently sits at five bookmarks and two likes and I'm just goddamnit XD
    
    Apr 7, 2023
    
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  4. Warden-Yarn15
    Part of the reason why I've turned off Bookmarks from my notifications. People barely do anything with them and it doesn't help with my ego/drive to continue writing - plus it's not visible to other readers, which doesn't motivate them to click on the upvote button.
    
    Apr 7, 2023
    
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  5. Gambio
    That's actually not a bad idea. I mean technically, a bookmark is pretty much a like so it really shouldn't matter , BUT I LIKE NUMBERS GETTING UP!
    
    Apr 7, 2023
    
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16. Gambio
  fuck printers
  
  Mar 16, 2023
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  3. Zeebop
    Very little so far.
    
    Mar 17, 2023
  4. Pasin
    Oh yeah, don't forgot to wear a condom when you fuck your printer.
    
    Mar 17, 2023
    
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  5. Pasin
    Oh wait, you didn't mean it literally. My own printer started being naughty.
    
    Mar 20, 2023
    
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17. Gambio
  two years and she is still not over it *sigh*
  
  Feb 26, 2023
18. Gambio
  text to speech AI has now gotten good enough that I can jerk off to it. Truly we live in the golden age
  
  Feb 18, 2023
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  3. Gambio
    Oh yeah, that's not what I'm doing with it. I just give it sexy lines to say. lol
    
    Feb 19, 2023
    
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  4. gene.sis
    Can it do onomatopoeia?
    
    Feb 19, 2023
    
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  5. Gambio
    at least from the stuff I am using that's a no.
    
    Feb 19, 2023
    
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19. Gambio
  What is it that compels authors to not use paragraphs? Where they born like that or did they slowly develop a taste for walls of text?
  
  Jan 4, 2023
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  3. MissNix
    If by paragraph you mean more breaks? I find that it might be that they are more mobile readers. I found when writing for Kindle that when I had more breaks, I got better reviews and more reads. I think it's just how people developed to read on their phones more. 10 years ago it was mainly computers, now we got tablets and phones, and well only so much text. That's my only guess?
    
    Jan 5, 2023
    
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  4. SeriousBrainDamage
    Uh, laziness?
    
    Jan 6, 2023
  5. Pasin
    Maybe they're loved ones died in some kinda freak accident caused by them using a paragraph.
    
    Feb 23, 2023
20. Gambio
  when a side villain ends up far more monstrous then the big bad fml
  
  Dec 23, 2022
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  3. Gambio
    Damn is this some sort of cult classic? Never even heard of that series before
    
    Dec 26, 2022
  4. Zeebop
    FML: The Story - An erotica author creates a character that comes to life - is it the spunky protagonist? The sexy villain? No, it's the horrible side-character determined to make the author miserable...
    
    Dec 28, 2022
  5. Gambio
    and with good cause! You created the ugly bastard after all
    
    Dec 28, 2022
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