Instead of "We went to a Bedroom/Study" you can write "We went to a Bedroom cum Study" Which is infinitely superior
He was a mage cum warrior The sight instilled me with terror cum desperation The applications are endless, really
Can we increase the character limits here? I wouldn't mind if it cuts them off, sometimes you just want to write a bit more and its very ann
Oddly, comments can be longer than the original post: 420 (lolroflmalo etc) vs. 140 characters. On second thought, there's something to be said for that: commen's don't show up on the front page, so they don't cause clutter.
Wait so what does 6 exclamation marks make you? What about 7 or 8?? And where does 3 and 4 put you??? What about question marks???? What if you use both?????!!!!! It is different if you alternate?!?!?!?!?!?!
The 5 exclamation marks thing is a quote from a Terry Pratchett novel. I think he referenced it later in other books as well by specifically having insane characters use 5 exclamation marks in their writing or speech.
using google's RNG and I swear the bloody thing is mocking me, just ended up getting 11,12,13 in that order out of a D31
the swings I'm having with "clothes for likes" are insane, I'm constantly switching between "Cherry is obviously doomed" to "holy cow, she might actually pull through"
checking out some of my old Marcie and Gina reviews and holy fuck a lot of authors are gone. Stop vanishing, you cowards!
For anyone morbidly curious, this is the side-branch: https://chyoa.com/chapter/Wait%2C-What-Did-Happen-To-Lois-Lane%27s-Cock.1066411
Congratulations, your character now has a magic hat that appears only in socially appropriate contexts! Buy the rest of the set for just 70 gold pieces! *2 hours pass* ...Oh dear, it's a little buggy.
that's actually a lot more contextually appropriate then you might realized, even down to the pricing lol
Frontfooted, which isn't really an established English word, but has seen use to mean something like "proactive", as in putting one foot in front of the other and moving forward.
No. Opposite of backhand would be straightforward. So it would be straightforward insult. Or: in your face, frontal, face-smacked, headbutt insult. 'Frontlegged' made me laugh :)
I could use my creative time to finally write this one vital chapter I delayed for so long. Or I could write gay nose porn
Chapters require work. And when you omit them, they tend to hang over your head, tormenting you... How many porns will we write, before we realise, that we will never write this one chapter!?
Haha, that sums it up pretty much. On the plus side, the gay nose porn chapter is just about to be released.
I do get plenty of favorites, but bookmarks are mostly for the latest chapter, so they get notified when a new chapter launches My newest currently sits at five bookmarks and two likes and I'm just goddamnit XD
Part of the reason why I've turned off Bookmarks from my notifications. People barely do anything with them and it doesn't help with my ego/drive to continue writing - plus it's not visible to other readers, which doesn't motivate them to click on the upvote button.
That's actually not a bad idea. I mean technically, a bookmark is pretty much a like so it really shouldn't matter , BUT I LIKE NUMBERS GETTING UP!
text to speech AI has now gotten good enough that I can jerk off to it. Truly we live in the golden age
What is it that compels authors to not use paragraphs? Where they born like that or did they slowly develop a taste for walls of text?
If by paragraph you mean more breaks? I find that it might be that they are more mobile readers. I found when writing for Kindle that when I had more breaks, I got better reviews and more reads. I think it's just how people developed to read on their phones more. 10 years ago it was mainly computers, now we got tablets and phones, and well only so much text. That's my only guess?
FML: The Story - An erotica author creates a character that comes to life - is it the spunky protagonist? The sexy villain? No, it's the horrible side-character determined to make the author miserable...
