Comments on Profile Post by merkros

You're lucky, they don't sell "Melon-sized breasts" at the store where I live. :)

neither does mine, but they do sell Watermelons. I figured that would be more appropriate than finding women with actual "Melon-sized breasts" and asking them if i could get a good view of them.

When reading melon sized I always envision the small melons (grey/yellow skin, orange inside) rather than humongous water melons (green skin, red inside) but it's because water melons are not called melons in my language.

Hmm, yes. I can see how that could be a thing.

I too picture them the size of cantaloupes rather than watermelons, as no real human has breasts that large naturally, and even if they did, a watermelon is roughly the same size unless it's from a breed that has been altered by human intervention.

I disagree that no real human has breasts that large naturally. I had a teacher in high school...Her breasts were absolutely enormous and she was in her 50's(or around in there) so PROBABLY not implants, but anything's possible I guess. I didn't ask...obviously.

Regardless, I have a shapeshifting, super powerful sorceress to write and if she wants to have unnaturally large breasts...Who am I to stand in her way?

It would be a crime to have anything restrict her giant boobs. Hmm, I mean restrict her from having giant boobs. I just there realized that I'd forgotten the word cantaloupe existed. "Brain? Seriously we need to talk!"

It's not a crime: it's the opposite, a law: specifically gravity.

She may want tits the size of large watermelons but her spine will let it be know that was a dumb idea mighty damned quick...

Gravity doesn't make huge breasts impossible. It just means you're gonna have a lot of back pain.

Look up the Guinness world record holder for the largest Natural Breasts. Compared to those, breasts the size of Water Melons don't seem too bad.

Actually, I'd say they look about even/all.

Considering the average watermelon is 22-26 inches(56-66cm) long and her chest-over-nipple measurement is 70 inches(177.8cm) long and an under breast measurement of 43 inches(109.22cm). Her breasts would put all but the largest watermelons to shame.

At the end of the day, if you say 'melon sized breasts' I think peeps will realise you mean big honkers, no matter whether they think canteloupe or watermelon.